Ben 10 Porn Story: Dinner Chapter 1
I have a slight writer’s block for my two Stories – The Emperor’s Gift and Oh No!
I have got chapter 7 for The Emperor’s gift, but I don’t know what direction to go in for Oh No!
Please leave comments on the stories and help me get rid of the block!
This story has been swimming around in my mind for a while!
“The Greatest Gift and Honour, is having you for a daughter,” Fa Zhou said calmly wiping away his daughters tears, “I have missed you so.”
“I’ve missed you to baba,” Mulan replied
Fa Li sighed at the sight of her daughter and husband.
“Great, she brings home a sword, if you ask me, she should have brought home a man…” Grandma Fa exclaimed dissapointedly.
She was then interrupted by a male voice, “Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?”
Fa Li and Grandma Fa stood in shock with there mouths open, they simultaneousely pointed towards the garden, both too shocked to speak.
“Thank-you,” the young Captain confidently replied gliding passed them both with his cape swaying behind him.
“Woo, sign me up for the next war!” Grandma Fa said to Fa Li, who was shocked by this comment.
The Captain walked over to the stone bench beneath the Magnolia tree, he could only see Fa Zhou.
“Honourable Fa Zhou, I…” he started, then a familiar figure came from behind him, he forgot what he was going to say, “…Mulan, uuh…” he then remembered, “you forgot your helmet!”
He then remembered her father was standing right therem “uh, bu- well it’s actually your helmet isn’t it – i mean…” he had turned into a bumbling fool!
Fa Zhou looked at Mulan and tilted his head to the side knowingly, he wanted to spare this fine young man anymore embarassment! Mulan strode upto the general and took the helmet from his hands.
“Would you like to stay for dinner?” she asked politely.
“Would you like to stay forever!?” a very excited Grandma Fa shouted from the other end of the garden.
“Dinner would be great,” Shang replied.
Dinner was great, Shang sat between Mulan and Grandma Fa, he was suprised at how easily he seemed to fit in with Mulan’s family. Fa Zhou on the other hand was not comfortable with his mother sitting next to the young captain!
Fa Zhou started the conversation, “So, captain, tell me how bad was Mulan?”
Mulan blushed and lowered her head in shame, so nobody could see her cheeks.
“Well, when Mulan came into the camp, I was in my fathers tent discussing stratagies and positions, but from what I’ve heard from my men, she made quite an entrance, if you would allow me to demonstrate,” Shang said. Fa Zhou nodded and Shang rose from the table to a clear space. “I think they said that her walk was along the lines of.. shoulders back, chest high, feet apart and head up.” Then he began to walk forward and everyone laughed, including Mulan who turned a new shade of red.
“So, anyway…” Shang said taking his place back at the table, “I was in my fathers tent, so I wasn’t able to see her start the first scuffle,” he looked at Mulan, “she had chosen the one man in camp who would start a fight with anyone, Yao. When I stepped out of my father’s tent I saw all of my men fighting each other, hitting eachother with various items, I think that I even saw a fish being used!”
“And where was Mulan at this time?” Grandma Fa asked.
“Well, I walked over to them and shouted ‘Soldiers’ and they all stopped and parted for me, then I saw Mulan lying on the floor in the midst of it all.” Shang replied “They all pointed and said ‘he started it!’ So I walked over to her and she quickly got up”
By this point Mulan was blushing and staring at the rice in her bowl. Shang noticed this and felt slightly sorry for her. Then he realised Fa Zhou had asked him something.
“Sorry, sir, what did you just say?”
“I said, that Mulan can’t of used her real name when she was in camp, so what name did she use exactly?”
“Well, she seemed quite indecisive when choosing her name.”
“How do you mean?”
“Well, she seemed to be having an argument with herself…”
-Flashback-
Shang – “What is your name?”
Mulan – “Uh.. uh…”
Chi Fu – “Your commanding officer just asked you a question.”
Mulan – “I’ve got a name, and it’s a boy’s name too!”
Mulan – “His name is Ling.”
Shang – “I didn’t ask for his name, I asked for yours!”
Mulan – “Aah-choo.”
Shang – “Aah-choo?”
Mulan – “Mushu.”
Shang – “Mushu?”
Mulan – “No!”
Shang – “Then what is it?”
Mulan – “It’s Ping.”
Shang – “Ping?”
Mulan – “Yes, my name is Ping!”
Shang – “Let me see your conscription notice please?.. Fa Zhou, the Fa Zhou!”
Chi Fu – “I didn’t know Fa Zhou had a son?”
Mulan – “Um.. Uh.. He doesn’t talk about me much!”
Mulan’s attempt at spitting.
Chi Fu – “I can see why.. the boy’s an absolute lunatic!”
-End Flashback-
“So, Ping was it – Mulan you could have done a lot better than that!” Grandma Fa said, “I mean seriously Flower Vase! You should have gone with Mushu!”
“Oh believe me, I did!” Mulan whispered under her breath.
“What was that sweetheart?” Fa Li asked.
“Nothing important Mama!” Mulan replied.
Shang was studying her at this point.
“Son, why are you looking at my daughter like that?” Fa Zhou asked, mainly to embarrass him. He succeeded.
“Oh s-sorry sir, I was just um… wondering how your daughter passed as a man for so long!” He saved himself.
“Pretty isn’t she!” Grandma Fa winked at Shang. He blushed as did Mulan.
‘Yes’ he thought in his head. He took a mouthful of rice.
Dinner was finished with small talk, which was mainly Grandma Fa and Fa Li explaining Mulan’s ‘many talents’. There was a constant blush on Mulan’s face throughout dinner. Fa Zhou talked about his time in battle with Shang’s father, the late General Li. Finally dinner was finished. It was enjoyable.
“Mulan, why don’t you show Captain Li round the house?” Fa Li asked.
“Ofcourse Mama,” Mulan said, “Captain Li-“
“Mulan it’s Shang” he interrupted, she blushed.
“Shang, what do you want to see first – the gardens or the house?” she asked.
“Let’s see the house first,” he said.
“OK,” she said, “well let’s start with the kitchen…” she continued like this, going through all the rooms in the house, pointing out little imperfections that she may have caused when she was little.
“What’s that room?” Shang asked.
“Oh that’s my room, believe me you probably don’t want to go in there, I haven’t even been in there!” she replied rushed.
“Surely it’s not that bad!”
“Fine, just a quick look.”
She opened the door to find everything neat and tidy.
“Told you it wouldn’t be so bad!”
“I suppose not, mama must have done some tidying! Do you want to see the gardens now before it gets too dark to see anything?”
“OK, let’s take a lantern as well”
“OK”
Mulan went to fetch a lantern, and Shang walked into the main room. Quietly followed by Grandma Fa. She reached up and tapped him on the shoulder.
“Yes?” Shang said, wondering what this woman would have to say to him.
“You never answered my question at dinner.”
“What question?”
“Do you think Mulan’s pretty?”
“GRANDMA!” Mulan shouted from the door of the room, “I’m sure that Shang does not want you harrasing him and asking questions like that!”
“Suit yourself,” Grandma Fa said turning to face Mulan, she then looked over her shoulder back at Shang, “By the way young man, Mulan isn’t betrothed, when you go outside, ask her why.” She chuckled as she walked out the room.
Mulan suddenly looked angry, how could her Grandma be so mean!
“Don’t worry Mulan, you don’t have to tell me,” Shang softly said calming her down.
“No, it’s OK, I’ll tell you – it’s just very embarrassing…” Mulan trailed off.
“Do you want to lead the way?” He said jesturing to the door.
Mulan walked out the door leading the way to the gardens, it was nearing sunset, but it was still quite warm.
“Obviously you have seen some of the garden before, when you came to return my, I mean, my fathers helmet” Mulan stated.
“These gardens are much more beautiful than mine, my mother doesn’t have enough time to tend to ours,” Shang said.
They walked over to the stone bench underneath the Magnolia tree and sat down.
“My mama and grandma don’t have much to do around the house, and they have me to tend to the crops and livestock.”
“You must have quite a lot to do then!”
“Yeah, but there’s no problems, it keeps me busy, I don’t know what i’d be doing if I wasn’t working on the farm.”
“Joining the army?” He sarcastically said.
“Couldn’t wait any longer to make a joke could we?” She laughed.
“Sorry…”
“Don’t worry, I need someone to humor me! It’s all going to change now, everyone in town already thinks of me as a disgrace…”
“Why is that? Oh.. would it have anything to do with what your grandma was saying?”
Mulan sniffed, “Yes.”
“You don’t have to tell me what happened if you don’t want to.”
“I’ll tell you…”
-Flashback-
Matchmaker – “Fa Mulan”
Mulan – “Present”
Matchmaker – “Speaking without permission”
Mulan – “Oops”
The Matchmaker slams the door behind Mulan.
Matchmaker – “Too skinny, not good for bearing sons!”
The cricket hops out of the cage and onto the matchmaker. Mulan catches cricket and puts in mouth.
Matchmaker – “Recite the final admonition”
Mulan nods and holds her fan to her face, then she spits out the cricket.
Mulan – “Fulfil your duties calmly and re..spectfully. Reflect before you snack – act, thisshallbringyouhonorandglory!”
Matchmaker – “This way”
The Matchmaker snatches Mulan’s fan away from her and grabs her wrist. She then drags Mulan over to the table, smearing ink all over her hand.
Matchmaker – “Now, pour the tea”
Mulan stares at the Matchmakers hand.
Matchmaker – “To please your future inlaws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity”
She draws her self a beard.
Matchmaker – “And refinement”
Mulan spills the tea on the table.
Matchmaker – “You must also be poised”
The cricket hops into the tea and sighs. The Matchmaker takes the tea from the table.
Mulan – “Um…”
Matchmaker – “And silent”
Mulan climbs on the table and reaches for the tea.
Mulan – “Could I just take that back? One moment”
The Matchmaker then falls back and spills the tea over herself, the cricket then hops down her top.
Matchmaker – “Why you clumsy.. woop, woop, wah, woop, waah”
The Matchmaker then falls back onto the hot coals and screams.
Mulan then uses her fan to put out the burning, but only makes the fire bigger. The Matchmaker then bursts through the doors, closely followed by Mulan who brings a pot of tea.
Matchmaker – “Put it out! Put it out!”
Mulan then throws the tea over the Matchmaker, putting the fire out, but also smudging all of her make-up. Mulan hurries over to her mother.
The Matchmaker then throws the teapot on the floor.
Matchmaker – “You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!”
Then everyone walked away from the square.
-End Flashback-
“Oh Mulan, I’m so sorry, but I must admit that you have most certainly prove the matchmaker wrong!” Shang said cheerfully.
Mulan smiled, “I suppose, plus she had it coming to her one day or another!”
They both laughed at the homour of it all.
Shang untied his cape from him and placed it over Mulan’s shoulders.
“You look a little bit cold,” he said simply.
“Thankyou,” she smiled shyly at him, “Are you planning on riding home tonight, or would you like to stay here?”
“If it’s not too much trouble to your family, I’d love to stay, it’s quite a distance to my house, and I need to think about what to tell my mother and sisters.”
“Sorry,” she said placing a hand on his shoulder.
“Don’t worry, I’ll sleep on it.”
“Shang, I never properly thanked you for sparing my life in the mountains,” she quietly told him.
“Mulan, I never properly thanked you for saving my life in the mountains,” he said, “I feel really bad about how I left you, no one deserves that kind of treatment, I will forever be sorry for the pain I must have caused you then, and in the imperial city.”
Mulan smiled.
“Plus, the best way I could show appreciation for you saving China was by saying ‘you fight good’, I mean seriously I don’t know where I got that from!”
Shang smiled at her.
“I guess that I was too amazed by you to form a proper sentence, and I’m sure that you will continue to amaze me Fa Mulan!”
Mulan blushed at this statement and stood up.
“We should be getting back now, or my family will wonder where i’ve taken you!”
“Mulan,” Shang looked into her eyes, “Dinner was great.”