Ben 10 Porn Story: The Aftermath Fall of the Alien Force Chapter 10
A/N: Season 2 of AF premiered and its kind of disappointing to find out that its still as crappy as the first season. I bet therell be more forceful push by the writers on the Gwevin side, just to eliminate any traces of Bwen, which in my opinion became the reason the show sucked. Why bring Kevin into this anyway and, ignoring the guy, why is the plot so bad? Its like it was never even given any thought not to mention the aliens are just sorry excuses of combined forms of the original. The alien power thing with Gwen- magic was way cooler, right? I guess they ignored the phrase if it aint broken then dont fix it. What were force to watch now is but a pale, shitty imitation of an otherwise awesome show. Anyway, chapter 10- the comedy chapter! – Prepare to get your funny bones tickled because I feel like spicing things up for once. Action!
The recording played in a continuous loop- haunting, tormenting and mocking Ben, making him relive each cold detail over and over and over again. What he saw wasnt gruesome or morbid or anything unpleasant to the eyes but its effect is just as horrific for Ben Tennyson. Memories suddenly came flooding back.
(Time for a flashback montage!)
2 weeks ago
July 13, 2008
The sphere emitted a powerful flash that functions quite the same as a flash bang but far more intense, intended to permanently blind anyone within the flash radius. Luckily, Gwen was able to absorb enough of the flash that it merely stunned everyone momentarily (not too sure she can do that but, hey, this is my fic so I say she can!) Then Ben, as Big Chill, turns the whole thing into one giant round popsicle and Kevin, carrying a huge boulder, to smash the whole thing into shards of metal and ice.
I guess that earns me enough points to win. Kevin smirks.
Syeah, right. I froze it solid and made it brittle enough. Ben smirked even deeper. I say we get an even split.
No fair. That would still give you the lead.
Thats the point. Ben grinned
Would Dumb and Dumber shut up for just a second and try to focus on the battle. Gwen said after finally losing her patience.
Fine but just so were clear, whos dumb and whos dumber? Ben asked out of curiosity.
I think we already know the answer to that, peewee. Kevin smiled satisfactorily.
Yeah, we do. Gwen always says my name first when shes talking to us. Ben said with a stupid grin on his face.
Yeah. Hey, wait a minute! Kevin angrily having just understood what Ben meant.
Will you two put a lid on it?! Can we please just focus? Gwen shouted at them.
You know whats weird? Ben inquired.
What? Gwen and Kevin asked in unison.
Weve been having this conversation for a minute now and were still not attacked by the aliens. Why is that? Ben wondered.
Uhcommon courtesy or cartoon law. Kevin suggested.
Cartoon law? What the heck is that? Gwen asked in confusion.
You know. What usually happens in cartoons When were having a conversation time slows comes to a halt and everything stops moving and its like weve been talking for minutes when its only been seconds that has passed just to add to the dramaminus the flashbacks. Kevin stated in a know-it-all matter. Reruns at weekends after every weekly episode
Back up. Are you saying were just cartoon characters created by a bunch of writers in a non-canonical sequel that is never as good as the original mainly because of several elements having been changed that ruins the whole story not to mention the sappy and downright stupid romantic build-up between you and Gwen? And right now were being viewed by thousands of strongly influenced teens and kids worldwide who takes the whole damn thing too seriously even though we dont exist and even go as far as creating their own stories about us just to satisfy their own personal selves on what may or may never happen? Youre crazy! Ben said, catching his breath.
(LOL moment! Went out of kayfabe there just to make it funny! I still want AF to end with BxG!)
Controversies and weird theories aside, shouldnt we get back to battling? Gwen complained.
Sure. The whole thing has got me confused anyway but Ill go with Kevins theory just so I finally have one thing to agree with him on. Ben said, rubbing his head.
And through the magic of fast-forward the Alien Force has finally destroyed the remaining alien forces even though they were vastly outnumbered. Cmon, the lead characters never die. They just get a few cuts and bruises that completely heal in the next episode but that wont stop me from killing the Kevin later on!
Did that do it? Did we finally win? Gwen said, breathing a sigh of relief.
No. I dont think so. Ben said cautiously.
Why do you say so?
Were not fading into black and the credits arent rolling. Ben stated dramatically.
Youre right. That could only mean one thing. Boss fight! Kevin shouted in anticipation.
And in some bizarre twist of fate something unexpected will happen that will usually kill the not important characters leaving the main ones alive in a desperate attempt to add some variety to the story and boost ratings. In the end we then save all of them and everyone learns a valuable lesson about teamwork or some other crap. Please hook me up with Gwen in the end for crying out loud. Ben said, whispering the last sentence softly to himself.
Stop ruining the plot for the readers! We might get cancelled! Kevin said, worriedly.
And in that instance a gargantuan; heavily-armored vessel suddenly appeared in thin air in front of them. It was so huge that Waybig could fit inside it and drive all the way to work. Not to mention it has good mileage.
I dont think we can take that thing down. Gwen said, nervously.
Dont worry. Im sure we can come up with something after the commercial break. Ben was confident.
What do you mean com-
(Ben 10 Alien Force will be right back.)
(In a world of chaos and turmoil, we need a hero. We need a savior. One man rises to the challenge and he will lead us into our destinythrough writing! bengwen014 stars in the all-new show; faced with insurmountable odds, deadly foes and too much homework. Will he be able to save us from terrible sequels and forge anew what weve been waiting our asses off? Well, if you help with the cause he might. The BxG. Premieres Friday at 10:00 A.M. only on Cartoon Network.)
(Ben 10 Alien Force is now back on Cartoon Network)
So did you come up with something? Gwen asked eagerly.
No but I do think we need better shows. bengwen014 sounds so lame. Ben finally said after being deep in thought. Eh, Ill just wing it.
(Okay its now serious from this point on so it doesnt destroy the atmosphere of this fic.)
The ship deploys itself on the ground, and using very large metallic tentacles, roots itself unto the surface. The hatch opens and a rather powerful looking alien steps out. Judging from his appearance and outfit he must be a high-ranked one.
Youre resistance is quite persistent yet laudable at best. I shall wipe you out as easily as I did with planets before. This task proves too easy it is not even worthy of my time. Once you are out of the way this planet will acknowledged its new conquerors! the alien then re-enters his ship.
Well just see about that. Ben said, gritting his teeth.
Hatches from the ship suddenly opened and large protruding cannons spouted out. They were odd in design. Not looking like cannons at all but they were menacing-looking all the same. Suddenly they flashed an angry red and the whole area began to shake violently.
Ben, Im picking up a very huge energy spike! Nothing like ever before! The energy signature alone is giving me strong headaches! Gwen panicked. At the looks of it I think its enough to wipe all of us clean and its about to discharge!
And in a split-second the energy dispersed into a very powerful shockwave. Gwen had only time to grab hold of Ben and concentrate all of her powers into creating a force field, having now clue how large the field is. On instinct Ben went Brainstorm and generated a field of his own to the fullest of his aliens powers extent.
Everything went black.
After the dust settled the ship was gone, the whole area was a burning wasteland. No signs of life except for a brilliant pink a blue field that was still radiating. Then it finally diminished and both Ben and Gwen fell to the ground unconscious.
A/N: FWY, The strain must have given Ben memory gaps. Well, its getting late so Ill end it here for now. See you next chappie. Peace out!