Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Aliens in Movie Manners Chapter 1

BUCKSKYWALKER2012 PRESENTS:

BEN 10 ALIENS in MOVIE THEATER
TIPS

Ben: Hi. Im Ben Tennyson from the
popular series Ben 10: Alien Force

Kevin: And Im Kevin Levin, of the
same origins.

Ben: You know, sometimes we have to
figure out a way to spend less time than we possibly have to with our
families.

Kevin: And theres no better way
to do that than spending time in a dark room filled with strangers.

Ben: Im talking of course about
going to the movies.

Kevin: Unfortunately, movie going
matters are not what they used to be.

Ben: Most people treat movie
theaters like their own homes, and their own homes like gas station
restrooms, which is totally gross.

Kevin: So we thought that, as
Plumbers, that it would be a good idea to remind everyone of some
common movie-going mistakes to avoid.

SITUATUION #1: TALKING DURING THE
MOVIE

(all of the aliens are shown sitting
in a movie theater as a preview flashes onscreen)

Fourarms: Previews? What the heck is
that? I dont want to see some stupid trailer for a movie that
other people have seen already.

All (at different times): Shut up!

(the Silence is Golden ad pops up)

Fourarms: Silence is Golden? Isnt
anyone talking in this movie? Thats okay, I have my own script.
This sucks!

Chromastone: No you suck!

Stinkfly: this isnt open mic
night, you know.

Fourarms: I heard this movie got two
thumbs up. My question is what for?

Swampfire: Why dont you use your
arms to throw yourself out of here?

SITUATION #2: GOING TO THE BATHROOM

(all of the aliens are sitting in a
theater when one stands up)

Diamondhead: Excuse me, excuse me. I
have to go to the bathroom again.

Swampfire: Down in front I cant
see!

Diamondhead: Its not my fault
okay dude? The stupid small drink is like 200 ounces!

(later)

Diamondhead: Uh oh. Emergency!
Emergency!

Brainstorm: Sit down

Jetray: Shut up

Diamondhead: Dont yell at me
okay? I have a nervous crystalline bladder. Uh oh I dont have
to go anymore.

Swampfire: Thats sick dude

Diamondhead: Im thirsty again.
Excuse me, excuse me, I need another drink.

Humongosaur: Are you serious?

SITUATION #3: CELL PHONE ABUSE

(all of the aliens are sitting in a
movie theater when a phone starts ringing)

Swampfire: Hang up the flippin
phone!

Goop: Seriously shut that thing off!

Upgrade: Chill out dudes, alright? I
should take this! It could be very important. Wassup fool?

Swampfire: Can it!

Upgrade: Ah, nothin. What you
doing?

Fourarms: Pipe down!

Upgrade: No way, Im watching that
same movie right now too

Cannonbolt: Shut up!

Upgrade: Oh snap! Were in the
same theater!

Benwolf: Wassup boy?

Upgrade: Wassup dawg? God this move
sucks. All of the people in here are a-holes.

Benviktor: Look whos talking!

Benmummy: Just hang up the phone
already!

SITUATION #4: ANNOYING KIDS (echo
echo will substitute in this case)

Echo Echo: Is it almost over? Im
bored. Im hungry!

Wildvine: Shut that kid up!

Heatblast: Dont tell me how to
raise my child

Big Chill: Take that little brat to
the lobby!

Heatblast: Thats it. Get him
Junior.

(Echo Echo starts brutally attacking
him)

Spidermonkey: I didnt know that
this was an action movie! Ooooh R-Rated action.

Big Chill: Ahhh! My wing! Put it
back on! Put it back on!

END SITUATIONS

Ben: There you go. Just try to avoid
a few simple mistakes and you will definitely have a fun and
enjoyable time at the movies

Kevin: Hey can we rap this up? We
have tickets to a movie in a few minutes and I need to buy a new dvd
for my dvd video camera

Ben: Youre gonna videotape the
movie?

Kevin: Yeah why?

(RJ comes up out of nowhere)

RJ: you have to go digital. Youre
gonna get a much better copy from the human black market

Kevin: Thanks man, thats a good
idea!

(Then RJ runs off)

Ben: I hope that no one makes too
much noise during the movie. People like that are really ruining the
experience

Kevin: There should be a law against
people like that

Ben: Criminals.

Hi. Im BuckSkywalker2012. We had
a good time in todays PSA but my little attempt at humor at the
end was not mine, but it does hint at illegal things. The black
market is illegal, and videotaping movies is stealing, its a
felony. So please stay legal in your movie-going experiences. And
while were staying legal This idea is not mine. It is actually
a Public Service Announcement from the webshow Red vs Blue. I just
added Ben 10 people.