Ben 10 Porn Story: Ask Ben 10 Chapter 8

Almost everyone: Should we be
worried!?

Tall almost bald guy: Oh I’m here.
(Looks around, smiling stupidly)

Jith: Hi me.

Tall almost bald guy: Hi me.
Where’s Bob?

Jith: Steve.

Tall almost bald guy: Bob.

(M.C.S. Shoves Tall almost bald
guy.)

M.C.S: Knock it off!

Jith: I hurt me!

Azmuth: Is anybody following this?

16 Kevin: Not me, and I’ve been
around the most.

Bumblefreack: Can somebody please
tell us who that guy is?!

Tall almost bald guy: Sure. I am
the Eggman!

10Ben: But your too skinny, and
your mustache isn’t big enough.

M.C.S: Oh sheesh he’s our brother
Magnatron. Jith! Get the rest of the judges in here now!

Jith: I didn’t say it nicely.

M.C.S: No one gets that but you!

Magnatron: You is not here right
now I.

(M.C.S. Collapses into a muttering
heap.)

Jith: I is having a mental break
down, me get rest of judges now.

Magnatron: Wait, me have to splain
me, me, I, and you.

Jith: what ev.

Magnatron: Okay, me have nickname,
it me; Jith have nickname, it me also; M.C.S. Have nickname, it I;
other sister, whom you guys haven’t met, have nickname, it you.

Vilgax: THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!

Azmuth: We’re doomed!

Jith: Actually theres another 7.

Everyone from Ben 10:
AAAAHHHHHH!!

Jith: okay time to get judges.
(Snaps fingers) Oh, and Mag you judge.

Magnatron: Pleasantness.

Bob\Steve: (Looks around) Hey!
Little gray dude! You left your pizza!

Azmuth: (whimpers)

Jith: Hey that should be
Steve\Bob!

Magnatron: No it should be Bob.

Vilgax: Stop it you pigs!

Magnatron: What is with you and the farm animals anyway?

16 Kevin: Yeah. They are pretty
lame dude.

Jith: OldMcVilgy had a farm. E I E
E I O.

BumbleFreak: Noooooo! Not more
singing!

Steve\Bob: oh yeah I love this
song. And on his farm he had some pepperoni!

Jith: Me think this perfect
opertunity to get Pierce now. (Snaps fingers)

Pierce: (Talking on cell phone)
And besides which was the most obserd thing I’ve ever…(Notices
Bob\Steve)

Steve\Bob\The villian who’s name
isn’t Surely: E I E I O!!

Pierce: I take that back.

Azmuth: How come he got to keep
his cell, but I couldn’t keep my pizza?!

GK: (mouths) finally someone who
everyone hates more than me.

Jith: On with the show!

Magnatron: (Tries to snap fingers
so Pierce will know whats going on, but is a lousy snapper so it
dosn’t work)

Jith: That aint gonna work dude.

Magnatron: (Raspberries)

Everyone else: Ow!

Jith: Master. (bows)

M.C.S: Idiots.

Pierce: (Now understands) This has
got to be the worst day of my life.

Jith: Me think Pierce hard to
write, and no good as judge.

Magnatron: Me agree with me.

Jith: Okay(snaps fingers) Bye bye.

(Pierce disapears)

4 Ben: Buth now we nee nuther furd
juj. My feet hurt. I’m tired!

Kevin 11: What happened to his bad
grammar?

16 Kevin: you mean bad
pronunciation.

10 Gwen: (Looks at 15 Gwen) when
did he start doing that?

15 Gwen: (Shrugs)

Jith: Me got idea for third judge!
(Jumps up and down all happy) It you guys.

Ben Ten group: Nooooo not her!

4 Ben: (Starts crying)

Jith: I wasn’t talking bout her. I
was talking about the reviewers.

Ben Ten group: (sigh with relief)

Jith: Now really really on with
the show.

M.C.S: I want to go first!

Magnatron: Okay Bob, you and me
sit over here.

Bob\Steve: GREAT! HEY WHATS THIS
BUTTON DO?

(Loud buzzer goes off, and a big X
lights up on the stage.)

M.C.S: Alright, um we are…
going, to do um, ah a magic act. Azmuth come here I’m gonna saw you
in half.

Azmuth: Not for all the pizza in
the ocean. Huh? Ahhh I’m going crazy!

Gpa Max: Did he find the gummy in
the flower bed?

Jith: gummy!?

Ben Ten crew: (shushes Gpa)

Jith: Thats means yes! (Starts
sniffing around the stage.)

Azmuth: Fine saw me in half, put
me out of my missory.

M.C.S. Vilgax come here. Watch
everyone as I turn Vilgax into a grey dosn’t matter.

Vilgax: Huh?

M.C.S: Just come here.

Bumblefreak: I wanted to see
Azmuth get sawed in half and quarters and eigths. (Stops because he
notices Jith getting close to the flower bed. Turns toward Magnatron
and says) Help.

Magnatron: Fine BOB!

Jith: (Jumps around) Steve

(Green flash)

M.C.S: Tada.

Steve\Bob: AW, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE
GREY DOSN’T MATTER.

Vilgax: Is this some kind of sick
joke you, you, (stops to think because he can’t use farm animals) you
broom!

10 Gwen: I got two words. Dress…
Up…

Vilgax: Saw me in half please!
Please!

M.C.S: Gwen grab him.

(Vilgax gets tackled by M.C.S. 10
Gwen, and Sushi guy.)

Azmuth: (Dancing over in a corner,
and singing a funky tune) do doot due and I thought my life was ba’ad
it could be wor’orse.

Magnatron: I give them a 8.5

Bob\Steve: I AGREE WITH HI’IM HIS
LIFE AIN’T SO BA’AD.

Magnatron: I’ll take that as you
giving them a 8.5 as well. Well now it’s your turn reviewers tell us
your score, and then we’ll continue with the show.