Ben 10 Porn Story: Ask Ben 10 Chapter 13
M.C.S/Jith: we are
sorry but we can not do Mikas Lollypop we find it offensive if you
want another song we will see if we can do it.now back to chaos
News Crew: Warning
you should eat high amongst of sugar before reading this chapter. I
repeat You SHOULD REALLY eat HIGH amongst of sugar before reading
this chapter cause thats what they did!
Jith: This fic aint
big enough (Jith pulls out chocolate pistol) for the two of us-
Azmuth: Jith why are
you pointing a chocolate gun at that chocolate mirror? ooo how did
they get it so shiny?
Jith: Cause this fic
aint big enough for the two of usduh and now back to what I was
saying this FIC aint big enough for the two of US! (Shoot mirror)
now what are you gonna do?…OOO shiny (bites mirror)
(Vilgax walks over
sulking)
M.C.S: Dont worry be
happy. So why arent you happy? (She says as she pops um I lost
count of how many strawberries she ate already. But she has 5 left)
Man I wuuuuuuv strawberries!
15 Ben: HEY Vilgax how
did you get Sushi Guy to not make you into calamari?
Vilgax:
I dont want to talk about it you COW!
Jith/M.C.S: hey Vilgax
werent your tentacles longer?
(Looks at Sushi Guy who
has red stuff around his mouth)
15Gwen: EWWW thats
just gross!
Azmuth: Oh Pizza oh
pizza I new you well.
Sushi Guy: Yeah Azmuth
thanks for the pizza!
Azmuth:
Yeah whatever Now wipe your mouth that looks discussing! Oh and
thanks Vilgax for not stepping on me!
(note Jith and M.C.S
are not in their right mind not that Jith ever had a mind well
anyways Sushi Guy did not eat Vilgaxs tentacles Jith and M.C.S
just have bad memory)
Charmcaster: Sushi Guy
why are you talking in the third person?
Sushi Guy: Its Sushi
Guys JOB
SHAZAM!
10Gwen: What was
that!?! (everyone looks over and sees Somebody and Somebody else
who just shot a small piece chocolate and now its a chocolate
castle)
Somebody: SWEET DUDE ET
Somebody
else: I KNOW! now watch this! (Shoots another piece of chocolate and
it turns into small computer)
M.C.S: (looks at last
strawberry) OOO Shoot this!
Somebody: Sure (takes
gun and shoots strawberry and it turns into a strawberry house)
M.C.S:
SWEET (opens door) OOO I love the furniture and the strawberry
curtains were a nice touch.
Azmuth: Wait how long
have they been there?
Somebody else: Oh since
the last chapter. None of you have chased us yet and well we like the
thrill of it so were just waiting for someone to start chasing us
thats all!
Everyone well everyone
but Jith and M.C.S their to busy with there strawberries and
chocolate: Get them! (runs after Somebody and Somebody else)
BEEP
11Kevin and 10Gwen:
OOOO are first review as sup authors! SWEET!
11 Kevin: so um where
is it? And why is there so many OOOs in this fic?
10Gwen: I dont know
and OOO its on your stop signyour right there are a lot of
OOOs
11Kevin: whats on my
stop sign OOO the review! I can believe I just said that!
10 Gwen: Well what
douse it say!?
11Kevin: Oh right well
its from Cross
Cross:
This, si bad.
EP:
‘appears’ You ready to die?
Cross: Preferrably not. But…
‘turns into his devil form’ I’m not going down without a
fight.
Gabriel: While this is happening, I’m gonna get out of
here since Cross is one of the few people to be able to match EP in
power. I’ll just send in EP again later. Also, new news: EP HATES
jell-o.
Cross: ‘sends EP tumbling into a portal’ starscanner!
I hurt SO much. Gotta give credit to him, he’s good.
Gabriel:
But you’re more powerful. We’re gonna send EP back to MCS’s world so
prepare for him! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
M.C.S: OOO this is my
world de de de de M.C.S world de de de de M.C.S world M.C.S love her
strawberries and her little house tooooooooooo thats M.C.SS
world!
Jith: stop doing Elmos
song.
M.C.S: and is it
strawberry jell-O or that eeky green one!
10Gwen: And could you
be more specific when you say again Like I dont maybe what time
hell show UP!
(portal opens)
Jith:
well thats your time! OOO Chocolate! (bites gun!)
(EP falls out of portal
hes about to hit the ground when suddenly he gets a red cape
and the rocket hits him see no cape!)
Jith: OH thats where
my rocket went!
Sushi Guy: oh by the
way rockets going UP!
10,000 Ben: Where did
the cape come from!?
11Kevin:
OOO this STOP sign really work!
10Gwen: (Hugs 11Kevin)
thank you! ( So you know Kevin used The Stop sign and gave EP a cape
the snagged on rocket see no capes)
Jith: So he hates
Jell-O hmmmm (snaps fingers and EP falls with Rocket made out of
Jell-O EP looks MAD!) Hm Jell-O rocket not fly problem in plan.
M.C.S: Yep eeky green
Jell-O NUTS!
Jith: OOO me want to
ask EP Knock, Knock joke!
EP: (Jumps out of
Jell-O looking.. mad) NO Knock, Knock Jokes!
Jith: You have Jell-O
in your hair it not your color! Now Knock, Knock!
EP: arent you glad I
didnt say banana!
Vilgax: This rocket is
huge.I have Jell-O in my toes!
Charmcaster: (spits out
Jell-O in her mouth) thats discussing!
16 Kevin: (Hmm he
hasnt talk yet) Dude you ate it? Thats gross!
EP: Get me away from
her if you didnt take away my powers I would make you die a
horrible and painful death!
News Crew: this just in
we have found out what makes EP tick Knock, Knock jokes oh wait no
just Jith it has nothing to do with Knock, Knock jokes!
Jith: OK how about
this-
EP: News paper!
Jith:-
EP: zebra with a rash!
Jith: Oh yeah-
EP: A flying monkey
with a hammer and a chain saw on a bike!
Ben 10 Charters: how
douse he know!
M.C.S: How douse he
know now that you love her!
Jith: eww- wait that
doesnt make-OOO chocolate castle! (Looks over and see 11 Kevins
shiny stop sign!) Mine ( grabs stop sign and runs into chocolate
castle and closes the gate this is a BIG chocolate castle)
M Kevin: I give up I
cant catch Somebody or Somebody else they run to fast! Hey when
did EP get here?
BEEP
Jith: OOO theres a
Review on the stop sign Im going to put glitter on it!
11Kevin: Dont you
dare put glitter on it!
Jith: fine I didnt
have any anyways! OOO this review is from The
Unknown Alias
I think Ill auction
it off!
Azmuth: Ill give you
Charmcasters pom-poms (Grabs Charmcasters Pom-poms)
Charmcaster:Ill
give you AZMUTH! (Azmuth and Charmcaster just want the Stop sign
cause it has author powers..duh! Hey I want it too)
Sushi Guy: Ill give
youum my chop-sticks!
Jith: Pom-poms eeky
with Jell-O, Azmuth might taste good in chocolate,. OOO shiny
chop-sticks!
M Kevin: OOO Ill
give you a this (Pulls off windshield) Its shinier!
16 Kevin: MY CAR
(Faints)
15 Gwen: At least he
landed in Jell-O.
M.C.S:
Please give me the Stop sign! (She wants it cause The
Unknown Aliashas his R on it) I said PLEAZZE!
Jith: M.C.SS stare
going ones
Vilgax: Ill give you
this shiny Red car!
Jith: (Looks at
M.C.S)..M.C.SS stare going twice oh what the heck sold to
M.C.SS stare! (Jith Looks at EP) Hey EP what are you doing it the
Jell-O I thought you HATED Jell-O
EP:
Jith: YOU will tell ME!
EP:
if it wasnt for your author powers you wouldnt know that I was
trying to find the gun and was going to get my powers back and kill
you very slowly and then go kill this Fil!
M.C.S:
Ahem Im going to talk now so please listen in other words shut it!
Now the The
Unknown Aliassays
(Applauding
again.)
Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo! You my friends win (1)
internet(s). Okay, you guys know the dance to Thriller by Michael
Jackson? Well I dare the Bens to dance it with Charmcaster leading
them!
Happy Belated Halloween!
-The Unknown Alias
Charmcaster: But
theres Jell-O on the floor!…………Everywhere!!
Jith:
what do you mean by You my friends
win (1) internet(s)?
10,000 Ben: I dont
wanna dances the thriller I wanna stay home and bake cookies with
you!
M Kevin: whats with
Ben?
Jith: Oh I just
switched 4 Ben with Ben 10,000 cause I like 4 Ben better! Now dance
Charmcaster! (Throws broken gun at her)
Charmcaster: OK, OK
just dont throw things at me they might blow up or something just
as bad!
Jith: OOO GOOD idea!
SWOOCH
SCWOSH SWOOCHED SCWOCSHED (Note this is the Jell-O thats making
that noise)
Ben10: Hey slow down
Charmcaster I cant dance that fast!
10Gwen: You couldnt
dance to begin with!
SWOOCH SCWOSH SWOOCHED SCWOCSHED
Squash! Crunch!
Charmcaster: What did I
just step in!? (Looks at bottom of cheerleader shoe and sees-)
15
Ben: Bumblefreack? He looks like a cartoon bug that got shushed!
POP!
Bumblefreack: OW!
Jith:
HE LIVES!… HOW HE GET OUT!? (Looks at necklace) EKY GASP Mr. Bling
is gone too! (Jith starts looking for EP hes hiding I think)
Marko?
Charmcaster: Duh
Bumblefreack lived no one can die in here no mater how much you try!
BEEP
11Kevin:
OOO another R on my Stop sign.I got to stop saying OOO! This is
from 1000GreenSun
Jith:
Oh no shes going to be mad cause we didnt recycle the Jell-O!
And shes a tree hugging Hippie and SHE wares PLAID!
16Kevin:.
(Hes still knocked out)
M
Kevin :( Eating Jell-O)
11Kevin:Wha
plaid?
10Gwen: 1 what douse
recycling Jell-O have to do with being a Hippie. 2 she said she
wasnt a hippie and 3 when do Hippies ware plaid!?
11Kevin: Back to the R
HAHAHAHA!
LMAO=
Laughing my ** off
PPMS= Please Post More Soon
I dare
everyone to participate in a beauty contest! PPMS ^.^
Jith: Why? We all know
that Bumblefreack hes soooo CUTE only when his in his Bumblefreack
form!
Bumblefreack:
Ive been demoted to cute Im supposed to be terrifying and give
your kids nightmares NOW Im CUTE? What is this insane world coming
to? (Starts to banging CUTE Bumblefreack head on wall) WHY YOU!
Jith: ok boys you go
first!
All Boys: WHAT!?
M
Kevin: its a BEAUTY
contest boys dont do beauty contest!
Jith:
Fine (Takes Stop sign and scratches out word beauty) therere
mooch-O contest!
All Gwens: WHAT!?
Jith: Oops spell wrong
I fix! Therere Macho ya happy!…why cant it be chocolate-O
contest?
M.C.S: or Strawberry-O!
Bumblefreack: Or
Cheerio!
16Kevin: The cereal?
Bumblefreack: NO I want
to say Cheerio AND LEAVE!
M.C.S: So how you do a
beauty contest?
Jith: Macho! Um OK guys
line up and lets vote!
Sushi
Guy: Heres who everyone voted for! Jith voted ( pulls out piece of
paper that votes are on) for Kish….Whos Kish?
Jith: alien!
Sushi
Guy: OK? M.C.S voted for.I Like pie strawberries taste good Vilgax
has a funny noise! 16Kevin has Jell-O in hair EP good at Knock, Knock
jokes 11Kevin needs hair cut M Kevin eats to much Bumblefreack looks
like Buzbe for Thumbelina is a grouch 4 Ben is cute cause
his a baby 10,000Ben is a stick in the mud and his is leave right now
poof 15Ben is boring I dont think his talked yet 10Ben has a big
ego Somebody his not here right now and Sushi Guy talks to
much!…..HEY its my job! So I guess M.C.S Voted for 4Ben. (Sushi
Guy looks at everybody) THEY FELL ASLEEP! (Sushi Guy picks up
chocolate blow horn)
16Kevin: Im UP!
(So
now everyones up woohoo)
Sushi
Guy: OK Charmcaster voted for.. Im not voting! Thats it
everyone just say who you voted for Im done reading these cards!!!
All
Gwens: KEVIN!
Sushi Guy: WOW no one
saw that coming. I guess its a tie all the Kevins win this Kish
character wins and 4Ben cause M.C.S says he was cute.
M.C.S: Wait No now the
have to dress-up!
(All Boys faint well
all but EP..wait he found the gun were all gonna die!)
EP:
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA prepare to die Buzz Light-year..why did
I say that cures you authors! (EP shoots his shoes and they turn into
chocolate?) WHAT HAPPEN??
Somebody and Somebody
else: Well we were playing with it and well it broke and well um
Somebody: BAHTA BING
BAHTA BOOM! Chocolate gun!
EP: Twitch Twitch! All
that time digging in Jell-O FOR NOTHING!
Somebody else: Nope now
you have chocolate shoes!
EP: YOURE DIED! (EP
it chasing Somebody and Somebody else)
Jith: so clown suits
M.C.S: YES! Definitely
clown suits
15Gwen: you cant put
Kevin in a clown suits!!!
Jith: Why?
15Gwen:
becauseUm..Uh..You said this is a Macho contest!
Jith: Fine.Farm
animals!
M.C.S: Bumblefreack it
dressed in a fly costume.
Bumblefreack: why meee?
Im to cute (Covers mouth) I didnt mean that!!!
Mr.
Bling: OOO you look sooooooooo funny hahahahahahaha in your face you
cute little bumblebee or should I say you stinky little fly?!
M.C.S: And Mr. Bling is
a Butterfly!
Mr. Bling:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and this isnt even a
costume!
M.C.S: Hornets scare
me.
Jith:
OOOO now he needs new NAME!!!
M
Kevin: OOO I got one! Toast! Get it? Get it? Butter toast!
Cricket, cricket!
M
Kevin: You guys have no cense of humor!
Jith: got any Ideas
M.C.S? What would you name a butterfly?
M.C.S:Nope
Jith: OOOOO I got it!
Da RAT!
Da RAT: I cant
believe it I first was called Girly Kevin sorted to GK! Then I got
turned in to a hornet and called MR. Bling and NOW IM A BUTTERFLY
AND MY NAMES DA RAT!!!!!
Jith: YEP!
Da RAT: Squash me
PLEASE!
Vilgax: Gladly! You
COW!
Jith: OOOO GOOD Idea!
Vilgax: MOOOO!
All Kevins: RUN!
M.C.S: 11 Kevin-
10 Gwen: is the Farmer!
Cricket, Cricket!
30 Gwen: WHO TURNED THE
BENS IN TO CRICKET?!!!???
(Charmcaster hides
under Jell-O)
EP: this is
humiliating!
10Gewn: I AM THE GREAT
GWEN!! AND I WILL TURN ALL THE KEVINS INTO THE FARMERS!!!!
ZAP!
All Kevins: OW!
M Kevin: Douse this
plaid shirt make me look fat?
Jith:
plaid? PLAID AHHHHHH HIPPIES!!!! ( Jith runs into castle and starts
loadingTHE CANON!!!) Prepare to die HIPPIES!
11 Kevin: (waves Stop
sign and Jell-O disappears) OOPS!
EP:
OOO how did he do that? Hmm that sign must have author powers I will
get!
15Ben: DUDE why did you
just say that out lowed!?
EP: Cures this Cricket
body and the author! And this FIL!
15
Gwen: Ok weve all participate in this beauty contest one way or
another! Can we be done!?
Vilgax: MOOOO! MOOO!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jith: he cant sing!
Die Hippies (shoots EP)
All Kevins: yeah?
11Kevin: I LIVE!
16 Kevin: My car!
M
Kevin: No really douse plaid make me look fat?!
BEEP
11 Kevin: O-
10 Gwen: NO OOOS!
11
Kevin: fine this R is from Plumalchemyst
(Jith takes Stop sign)
11 Kevin: HEY!
Jith: Hay is for
horses! But this R has doomed content sooooooo I Jith will take out
the doomed content! No cant do thisthats got to goOmigosh
what is that?
( Hands Stop sign back
to 11 Kevin)
11 Kevin: She took out
all the lyrics! But the rest of it says
I’m a girl and why
did i get drug back to my house i shall kill Paradox for that as i
didn’t see the girls sing Mika’s Lollipop
Jith:
(shes interrupting him) because we not like DA song!
11 Kevin: and heres
what the R says after the lyrics
also all Bens have
to dress up as the sailor scouts
Gwens (throws them into the
cat girl machine)
and yeah also Azmuth you jerk i spent 50
bucks on those pizza’s
15 Ben: hey where is
Azmuth anyways I dont this hes talked at all!
Jith: Oh he dipped him
self in white paint and as never been see again!
Somebody else: Hmm
white walls white floor invisibility!
M.C.S: OOO whoever
finds Azmuth gets to go home!
Azmuth: OOO Im here
I found myself I get to go home!! YEAH!
Vilgax: Thats dont
count he always knows where he is! YOU COW!
16 Kevin: Hey you can
talk!
Jith:
since no one found him but we all know where he is I guess everyone
gets to go ho home! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN Plumalchemyst50 bucks I POOFED those PIZZA in
here!
Somebody: MMM this is
good!
Somebody else: who do
you think bout it?
Jith: Bye, bye
everybody!
M.C.S: I will remember
you all!
Everyone: YES
POOF
Sushi
Guy: well the Bens left in sailor suits and what the heck is the cat
girl machine? and Im stuck here. OK were back to page 1 white
walls Jith and M.C.S are sane well as sane as the get. Theres no
chocolate or strawberries in sight!
BEEP!
M.C.S: Huh I thought
that was it!
Jith: WERE NOT DONE
YES! And the R says!
M.C.S: (Smacks Jith)
You dolt we need to know who sent it!
Sushi Guy: this is just
Like page one!
Jith:
Fine this Review is FROM Terra
Young
I dare both
authoresses to chase Vilgax with 10 ft gummy worms with Azmuth
hanging on to one of the gummy worms.
P.S.
PLUTO IS A PLANET!
M.C.S: YES thank you
Terra Young!
Jith:
YES I get to bring back Vilgy, Azy and Gummies! And she/he said WORMS
POOF
Vilgax:
What the? Why is there this gummy stuff stuck to me?! (See white
walls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Azmuth: HELP Im
stuck to one Im gonna diehmm this taste goodhmm better
yet Ill eat my way out!
Jith: On your markoh
4get it RUN!
Azmuth:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vilgax: HELP MEEEEEEEEE
SOMEBODY!!!!!
Somebody else: sorry
Somebody on vacation!
5 minutes later
BEEP
M.C.S:
huff huff you huff huff get them all read the huff huff R! Its
from soso127
I’m back! Miss
me?
lol yeah im sorry i got a little mean with you guys. your
story is still totally awsome! PPMS!
oh since i forgot the
last time (gives M.C.S a basket of strawberries)
anyway,
dares!:
I dare the authoresses to make ALL the ben 10 characters
to do the most EXTREME sport they could possible think of (sorry
guys)and I dare a ben 10 couple to be forcibly married( for a couple
of chapters then they can divorce for all i care)
K! Laters!
(does rock sign) Rock ON, Girls!
P.S. Oh i think is been
awhile since gwen and kevin kissed, if ya know what i mean. (wink,
wink)
Jith: (stops chasing
Vilgax) YES I MISSED YOU!
M.C.S: I thought you
had left 4good!
Jith: What with net
speak?
M.C.S: It just fun!
POOF
(soso127 poof in and
gives M.C.S bag of strawberries and poofs away)
Jith:
OK Ben 10 couples 15 Gwen and 16 Kevin! 10 Gwen and 11 Kevin!
16 Kevin: Im u uu
up. HEY (Jumps to feet) I just want to take a nap it that to much to
ask for?
Jith: yes!
11 Kevin: Why is M.C.S
back in her princess pink outfit? I thought everything was supposed
to go back to normal?
Sushi Guy: it did but
then they got reviews.
15 Gwen: Huh? Why am I
in a wedding dress?
16 Kevin: you look
nice!
Jith: Nice monkey suit!
11 Kevin: WHAT!?!
10
Gwen: she means your tux.
All Kevins: OHH!
16 Kevin: Why are we in
a tux?
Jith and M.C.S: Cause
your getting married!
Jith: and Kevins you
may now kiss the Gwens!
Sushi
Guy: note they cant really get married. They are only 16, 15, 11
and 10 but we will pretend for now!
Jith:
Now for EXTREME sport we will see how long Vilgax can stay away from
the Susi Guy and his Chop-Sticks of Death! And from ME!!!
GGGOOOOO!!!!!
M.C.S:
So now for the Kevins and Gwens, the Kevins will Save the Gwens from
the EVIL Dragon!
POOF
M.C.S: DA Rat you are
the Dragon!
Kevin
11,000: yes Im normal again. Now please put me back in the Null
Void!!!!
M.C.S: Fine
Ill just get a real Dragon!
Kevin 11,000:
YES!
POOF
Dragon: Hey Im a
vegetarian.
M.C.S: (points wand
that Dragon) please just this once!
Dragon: You owe me. Im
a Dragon here to eat you so.hey wheres the castle?
M.C.S: Ahem.
Dragon: well Im a
Dragon I attach castle so I need a castle to attach or a big dark
scary mountain.
CRASH
M.C.S: Oh My good goshes! (Vilgax has just stepped on the review
thing uh mu whats it! And know the pink princess of doom is
chasing Vilgax)
Sushi
Guy: and since the authoressess are busy-
11Kevin:
SWEET I get The Stop sign back. So Dragon. be free. (Waves The
Stop sign Dragon poofs away) since I got rid of the Dragon I get
the Gwens!
10 Gwen: My hero!
BEEP
11 Kevin: OOO I got an
R its from-
16 Kevin: If you say
OOO one more time!
11
Kevin: (Sticks out tongue) O… this R is from soso127
Oh shoot, I keep
forgetting!
I’m a GIRL and my name is pronounced SO-SO127,
K?
P.S. Pluto is a planet!
Jith: WOW So your name
so-so127 K! Thats kool you should fix your name so it has the K in
it! And Girls have absolute power!…..Over bunny rabbets.
Sushi Guy: OK that was
completely random.
Jith: How do you forget
youre a girl? Do you just look in the mirror and see that your
wearing a dress and wonder why and then you remember OH yeah Im a
girl!
Everybody: WHAT!?!
Jith: Give me Stop
sign!
11
Kevin: Its THE
Stop sign to you punk!
Jith: Whatever fork it
over!
11 Kevin: no
Jith:
ForkIt.Over!
11Kevin: OOO is that
Vilgax with your Gummies?
Jith: Where? (Runs
after Vilgax)
Vilgax: Oh no not again
you BUNNY!
Azmuth:
Canteatanymoregetting sick of Vilgaxs running!
10 Gwen: OOO Let me
read the next R Please Kevin!
Sushi Guy: Look at that
puppy dog face!
11 love struck Kevin:
Sure!
10 Gwen: Thank you
Kevin.
15
Gwen: Kevin stop drooling! (Note hes
not really drooling hes just being love struck)
16 Kevin: But your
soooo cute!
10
Gwen: OK this R is from oh its from Cross
OOOOOHHHHHH Kevin I dont like
Cross hes a meany!
15 Gwen: whats wrong
with little me!
16 Kevin: (Smiling
dumbly at 15 Gwen) I dont know!
15 Gwen: whats wrong
with you!
16 Kevin: were
marred!
(15 Gwen looks over at
M.C.S who is dressed like Cupids wife note Cupids wife wears a tutu
not a diaper. And is pointing that last arrow at 15 Gwen)
15 Gwen: AHH dont
you dare shoot me!
Jith: Wait were
supposed to bring EP back?! (Jith has been reading The Stop sign)
POOF
EP: What am I doing
back here? (Very dull see we kept him in charter but it probably
wont last much longer)
Jith: Oh Fil wanted you
back here forever.
Sushi Guy: dos he
dont like us?
EP: What!? Give me
that!
Cross
the Damned Soul2008-11-18 . chapter 1
Cross: well, I STILL
can’t send you a private message. So I’ll have to talk to you via
comment. AGAIN.
Gabriel: Well, for you info, we sent EP back and
this time, we want him to stay. FOREVER.
Cross:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gabriel: This time, we want you to tell him
that he has to compete in a major league Jell-o swimming competition.
(he hates jell-o)
Cross: Good luck not dying.
Gabriel: I mean
that the swimming pool has jell-o instead of water and he has to go
against all of the Bens Ripjaws and the Kraken.
Cross: ‘laughs
evilly’
Gabriel: If you’re asking how Cross beat EP, it’s simple.
EP is only resistant to practical energy. Hellfire isn’t practical
fire so it affected EP. So there.
Cross: Also, PLUTO IS A PLANET!
Remember that.
Gabriel: Cookies taste good.
Cross: Why did I
say that?
Gabriel: Whatever.
Cross: Last thing, Ben, take
Charmcaster out on a date and no loopholes with description and they
have to kiss. AGAIN. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
M.C.S:
(Bag of strawberries is gone and she is back to normal and she still
has the bow and arrow) Why am I holding a Bow and arrow? (Starts to
fiddle with it and accidently
shoots it and it hits EPWait EP oh were all gonna DIE)
EP: OW! (Looks at
M.C.S) Youre pretty!
M.C.S: What did I just
DO!
15 Gwen: well you were
Cupids wife and were trying to hit me but instead you hit EP.
EP: (Walks over to
M.C.S) You have nice hair!
M.C.S: HELP this is
creepen me OUT!
Jith: Whats the dif
between laughs evilly and muhahahahahahahaha?
Somebody:
(Hes back from vacation) Whoa what I miss! What wrong with EP? And
whats with the giant thing of Jell-O and what the heck is in the
Jell-O and why are the Bens here?
Jith: Oh well EP and
the Bens have to swim in the Jell-O Oh and thats the Kraken!
EP: I will not leave
her side so I will for fit before I leave her side!
Jith: Oh you just HATE
lime Jell-O! SO I poof M.C.S to the other end of the pool and the
only way to get to her is to swim in the Jell-O!
M.C.S: HEY you cant
use me as bate! I dont want him anywhere near ME!!!
EP: GASP My love
Everyone:
Jith: GOWell the
Kraken won the pools kinda small from him but coming in second well
we wont know for a while you cant really swim in Jell-O its
a eky sticky mess so will come back to this later!
M.C.S: (POOFS herself
away from the pool and back over to us and runs over to Vilgax)
Squish me, Squish me, Squish me!!!
Vilgax: Get away from
me you COW! Im hiding!
M.C.S: Behind Kevin!?
Vilgax: It was Azmuth
Idea!
Jith: Hey look the
think uh mu whats it is fix!
M.C.S:
(Grabbers it) hey they next dare was from Cross:
Last thing, Ben, take Charmcaster out on a date and no loopholes with
description and they have to kiss. AGAIN. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jith: Wait what Ben!?
Well I dont want her to date 10 Ben so will do 15 Ben
(POOFS 15 Ben out of
Jell-O)
15 Ben: Did I win?
Jith: No you have to go
On a date with Charmcaster!
15 Ben: OK?
Jith: so heres a
pizza coupon so go!
15 Ben: But he said no
loopholes with description!
Jith: FINE! (Snaps
fingers)
(Pizza and Charmcaster
are at a table Charmcaster knows whats going on)
Jith: GO sit eat! Now
heres the description! THEIR EATING PIZZA WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO
KNOW? THEIR LOOK AT ME LIKE AM NUTS!!!!! BEN JUST HANDED CHARMCASTER
A KISS THE CANDY THATS A LOOPHOLE I CAN GET AWAY WITH SO HA HA HA
AND NAA NAA !!!!!!!!
M.C.S: JITH! You can
stop yelling now!
Jith: oh. Can I have
another cookie!
M.C.S: sure now be
quiet!
( Oh look EP out of the
Jell-O! he won yeah or would it be booo!?)
EP:
Love Im here ( EP shakes head) Uh what am I doing here (Sees
Jell-O) Oh GOOD GOSHES what am I doing be this JELL-O!? I Cant
swim!
M.C.S: arnt you
60,000,000,000 years old? And you cant swim
EP:
I never needed it. It seemed to be a useless thing when I have all
these other powers!… That DONT work IN HERE cures you authors
and this FIL!
Jith:
OH GOODY you cant swim so you have to swim, walk, squirm youre
a worm at heart we all know it! See another loophole I can get away
with and I can have him stand there trying to get across with out
letting anyone hear him so NAA NAA HA HA! Hell be here forever
hell just be mute!
EP: I hate this world!
Jith: HEY no talky!
M.C.S:
the next review is from Caraqueen
Jith: give me (Grabs
review thing uh mu whats it)
Caraqueen wrote
First
of all, Pluto is NOT a planet. It’s a block of ice. It has been
PROVED!!
(Jith stops in middle
of Review) Really you think Pluto is not a planet too! Oh I thank you
soooooooooo muck I knew you were my favorite reviewer! Thank you
thank you thank- wait Ill thank you in person!
POOF
16 Kevin: is Jith
gone!?
Vilgax:
YES!
(Well all Ben 10
Charters are having a party)
M.C.S:
Oh Caraqueen
How could you go with Jith!?! OH well sigh the rest of the review
says
Anyways, great
job!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!! Keep up the good work!
Okay, I dare M.C.S to somehow make herself a car made out of
strawberries ( is that even possible?)and for Jith and M.C.S to play
Bumper Cars, like at a carnival!!
P.S. Do you guys(including
the characters) watch Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go?
P.P.S.
Have you(the authoresses)ever tried strawberries dipped in chocolate?
XD
POOF
(Jith is back)
Vilgax:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Shes rubbing her
head and she looks very sad)
M.C.S:
Jith whats wrong? you should be happy Caraqueen agrees with you
Jith:
sniff, sniff well you know I go to give her a BIG hug and say thank
you and I new shed scream when I poof in but I didnt think
shed throw a shoe at me! I know I was wearing a ski mask and an
inflatable chainsaw that looked real and all but she didnt have to
throw a shoe at me!
M.C.S: OH poor, poor
Jith
Jith: But what did she
say in the R?
M.C.S:
Well I get a bumper car made out of strawberries! And you get a
bumper car made out ofwell whatever you want! And no we dont
watch Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go.
Jith: OOO 10 Gwen
anytime you want to use your author powers you have to say Super
Robot Monkey something GO! And then say what ever you want
M.C.S: OH and to answer
your question about chocolate strawberries. You have not lived till
youve had strawberries dipped in chocolate!
Sushi Guy: I have not
lived!
Jith: Bumper CAR TIME!
SHAZAM
11
Kevin: what happened it went SHAZAM
instead of POOF!
WHY?
Sushi Guy: Well Jith and M.C.S are playing bumper cars you and 10
Gwen are sup authors!
10 Gwen: OOO Looky
youve got a R on The Stop sign!
11
Kevin: OOO its from Master
Hut
hmm someone new!
Hello! You Don’t
Know Me, But I Know You! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
whatever Ok On With The
Dares!
I Dare Jith To Admit Pluto is A Planet, I Dare M.C.S. to
Eat Alot Of Chocalate In Front Of Jith and Jith Can’t Have any and Is
Tied To Chair,I dare authoressess to give everyone SUPER WEDGIES!,
and lastly Jith gets to go to CHOCOLATE WORLD!
wow, cant wait to
see how this ends out!
P. IS PLANET! I ALSO HAVE POLL FOR
THAT!
Jith: well Hi back. And
why do you know me but I dont know you? Gasp are you Somebody!?
Somebody: No
16 Kevin: maybe he/she
is that black ninja over there.
Black ninja:
(Black ninja runs off
into walls and he is gone)
Jith: how did we miss
him? The dude was in black and this whole room is WHITE far crying
out loud! And I will not admit it! You have to give me a reason to
why I should admit that Pluto which is not a planet why should I
admit it is!?
Azmuth: I confused!
Charmcaster: but youll
go into dare shock!
Jith: no I wont see I
said he has to give me a reason and didnt give a flat out NO so
loophole, loophole I found a loophole!
M.C.S: I want
strawberriesbut oh well I get a lot of chocolate!
SKLOLNK
Jith: theres nuts in
the chocolate!
M.C.S: I uh like uh
nuts in my uh chocolate!
Jith: youve round
it!
(Jith looks down)
Jith:why am I in a
chair? And why is the rope made out of garland?
M.C.S: well it
Christmas time you ninny!
11 Kevin: ahh everyone
run!
10 Gwen: why?
11
Kevin: I just read the next part of the R its SUPER WEDGIES!!
(Jith and M.C.S look at
each other)
Jith/M.C.S: what are
wedgies?
Jith: I dont know
but I got an idea!
(whistle cause hands
are tied. And a giant wheel of cheese appears)
Jith: see its wedge
ish.
Vilgax:
(pocks wheel of cheese and it starts rolling)
16 Kevin: oops
(Its rolling to the
pool of Jell-O and EP)
EP: CRUD!
Jith: wheres
Chocolate world? Im not good with maps!
The chapter ends
here. The rest is why this chapter took forever and why it was
soooooo long!
M.C.S: I soooo sorry
it took soooooo long to get this up we were-
Jith: lazy!
M.C.S: I was going
to say busy!!!
Jith: lazy dont
forget lazy!
AND KNOW WHY IT WAS
A LITTLE NUTS!
Jith: You think
(shoves another cookie in mouth) were going to get complains!?
M.C.S: (Mouth full
of cookies) hm hdewoj jldsjiofhew odjfowiehoi.
Sushi Guy: this is
what M.C.S just said Well I dont know. I want another cookie.
HEY Dont I get
ONE!?!
Jith/M.C.S: Sure
(throws cookies at Sushi Guy)
Sushi Guy: OW hey
there hot be careful
Jith and M.C.S:
SORRY!
AND HERE IS WHAT THE
BEN 10 CHARTERS ARE DOING!
Everyone: this is
the song that never ends it just gos on and on my friends Jith
made us sing this not knowing what is was and now we have to keep
singing this forever just be cause.
this is the song
that never ends it just gos on and on my friends Jith made us sing
this not knowing what is was and now we have to keep singing this
forever just be cause.
this is the song
that never ends it just gos on and on my friends Jith made us sing
this not knowing what is was and now we have to keep singing this
forever just be cause.
this is the song
that never ends it just gos on and on my friends Jith made us sing
this not knowing what is was and now we have to keep singing this
forever just be cause.
PS: this chapter was
25 pages long thank you very much for reading it all the way. MARRY
CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!