Ben 10 Porn Story: Ask Ben 10 Chapter 10
Sushi Guy: ( Jith and
M.C.S sitting on the ground tissues all over the place and empty bucket of Ice Cream)
M.C.S: I cant
believe were not on his favorite story list!
Jith: Its horrible
its just HORRIBLE!
Bumblefreack: I cant
believe you two are STILL! Wallowing in this!!
Sushi Guy :( OH we are
still in screen freezzzzzzzzzzz!)
-BEEP-
Jith: Oh we sniff sniff
have a R from
Second
daughter of Eve
What?
I’m confused.
Eve
Yeah Im confused too
W-
M.C.S: Why arent we
on his favorites list!?
Bumblefreack: LET IT
GO! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE HEAR YOU GUYS SAY ONLY SEVEN WORDS!?
WHY ARENT WE ON HIS FAVORITES LIST
M.C.S: the next R is (
blows nose with tissue not R) fro .oooommm TheUnknownAlias
Sushi Guy: ( M.C.S and
Jith look like they have hope in their eyes)
M.C.S: Well he Wrote
My
personal score for that is as follows.
(Holds up a sign that reads
‘Phil’.)
That’s right baby! I give it a PHIL!
Jith and M.C.S: WHAT
HIS TAKLING ABOUT THE SKIT!?
Jith: speaking of skit
how many of you Reviewers think we should ditch the last two skits
and M.C.S wins by default?
M.C.S: I like the sound
of that its the best news Ive heard sincesince ( they both
burst in to tears)
Bumblefreack: Right now
Im thinking about sting you even if it means my own death its
an easy way to GO!! Sushi Guy how can you stand these two!?
Sushi Guy: its
pretty easy. Whats hard is being the Narrator ( Bumblefreack looks
very mad)
Bumblefreack: OH WILL
YOU JUST SHUT IT I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!!
Jith: You know I want
everyone vote on stopping the skit things its just to hard to
write with three people when two have a job.
M.C.S: Oh and Magnatron
your vote doesnt count! Who we really wont to hear from is
soso127, 1000GreenSun, Caraqueen, and sniff sniff The
Unknown Alias.
Bumblefreack: Just let
it go…How do you say that ones name is it So, So 127 or
is it SOS oh 127?
Jith: I dont know.
How do you think we say Caraqueen is it Car a Queen? Like run
over the queen?
M.C.S: God save the
Queen!
Jith: oh so she
British?
M.C.S: No shes
England ish! The next R is from soso127
9.0!
And
is one is from
Caraqueen!
Jith:
Yah were on her fave list!
M.C.S:
I
give a 7
Yes
Im WINING!!
Jith:
Ya ya this R is from LaLaIth-DiDi Hilarius!
you guys are great! keep on the good work xP
so the dare… um
an evil one hehe
I dare Ben (you pick witch) to kiss
Charmcaster hehe
peace out
xoxo Lala
Pease
back!…Wait Ben has to KISS Charmcaster!?
Sushi
Guy: All Ben and the one Charmcaster appears.
10
Ben: Whatever happened it was his fault! ( points to Ben 10,000)
1,0Ben:
That would be you in 20 year and Im not going to call you a name
cause that would be stupid!
Charmcaster:
WHAT WHY DO I HAVE TO KISS BEN!!
Sushi
Guy: apparently she already knows the dare.
Jith:
yeah oh and by the way ( snaps fingers and all the Bens but 4 Ben
poofs away)
4
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M.C.S:
Were going to be nice to Charmcaster for ones!
Jith:
OK Ben kiss Charmcaster. On the hand. Hey LaLaIth-DiDi
didnt
say where he had to kiss her
4
Ben: fine buth it gone be gross!
Sushi
Guy: 4 Ben gets on his-
Jith:
were skipping the whole describing of the kiss.
M.C.S:
Next R is from Whitestar’s
Legacy
Whe
you answered my review. Heh. -throws everyone a chocolate each-
You
guys just love Ben and Charmcaster as a couple, eh? Well, I dare
Charmcaster to kiss Ben…15. -goes to the review page- Aw shoot,
someone dared her to do that already…Never mind, that way she can
kiss him TWICE! With mistletoe! Even though it’s not Christmas!
P.S. The reason why the chickens aren’t in the story? I put
them back on Old MacDonald’s farm to be made into nuggets.
Jith:
who said we like Charmcaster and Ben parings?!
M.C.S:
Old MacDonald had so evil chickens E I E I O and made evil mecnuggets
E I E I O with a macnugget here and a-
Jith:
A french frie there I no like macnuggets! M.C.S how can we get
Charmcaster out of this!?
M.C.S:
Well the definition of mistletoe is that to warriors if they meet
under it that they must put down their weapons and fight another day.
Charmcaster:
Im all for that!!
Jith:
ME TOO!
M.C.S:
But their not fighting.
Jith:
Oh I can fix that
-POOF-
(
15 Ban and mistletoe appear)
15
Ben: What I have to Kiss HER!?
-POP-
(
a fish appears in 15 Bens hands and Charmcaster has a I think it
an egg rock thing)
Jith:
OH look they have weapons I guess they cant go near each other. (
snaps fingers and 15 Ben and mistletoe poof away)
Bumblefreack:
Joy of joys. NOW LET ME OUT!!
Jith:
no youre my Bumblefreack.
Bumblefreack:
Somebody squish me!
M.C.S:
OK now that thats over on to the next R! its from
Charmcaster:
why did Jith forget about the chocolate?
M.C.S:
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh ahem this R is from Gasp The
Unknown Alias
(Sniffs
with tissues…)
I’M SORRY! I just never got around to it with
your chapters so blasted funny…
Hey, just out of curiosity… is
the Sushi Guy friends with the Sweedish Chef from the muppets? If so,
can we see them work together to make a large banquet to celebrate
you tenth chapter?
Sorry again, and have fun!
“Time
stinks. Because of it, all the good quotes are taken!”
M.C.S
and Jith: YEAH YEAH HIP HIP HERYA
(Suddenly
everything on freezes and put back in where they were before the
screen freeze OH and Magnatron and all the skit stuff is gone Now
People who are here are GK still in baba and tu-two, 16Kevin pink
hair and bunny ears, M Kevin his fine for now, 11 Kevin owning 10 Ben
with wii, 10 Ben being owned by 11 Kevin, 15 Ben With fish still
going to slap Vilgy Matter who is trying to get the Omnitrix to go
green so now you know Vilgax is still here OH and still looks like
little Bowpeep, 10 Gwen taking pics of Vilgy Matter, 15 Gwen Trying
Not to laugh at 16 Kevins Hair witch is darn funny, Azmuth is
sniffing around for PIZZA, and Bumblefreack must still in the bottle
around Jith neck, OH and Dr Animo is still on M.C.S wrist dont
know why Ben 10 Isnt but Anidork is still knocked out anyone not
mention is not HERE!… OH and IM HERE TOO)
Everyone:
OW I just had 13 plus 3 pages downloaded to MY poor aching head!
M.C.S:
WHAT SOOO NOT FAIR JITH DOUSNT HAVE BEN BUT I HAVE
!!
Jith:
Well I guess Im just lucky! Any who on with the R!
Vilgax:
Why did I ever want the Omnitrix why oh why oh why.
16
Kevin: dude you sound like Rabbit from Winnie da Pooh!
Sushi
Guy: Well I dont-
Everyone:
SAY YES WE HAVENT EATEN SO WERE HUNGERY !!
Sushi
Guy: UM yeah I know him..um him great. their going to kill me and eat
my liver!
(Sweedish
Cher appears I have no idea who he is so We make a large banquet and
Jith makes him disappear. Everyone has eaten well everyone but Jith
and M.C.S their dancing around sing)
M.C.S/Jith:
Were in his favorites, Were in his favorites, Were in his
favorites, Were in his favorites.
Bumblefreack:
Im getting sick of this. AND I DIDNT GET TO EAT LET ME OUT IM
EATING MY LAG HELLO IM EATTING MY LAG sigh their not lessening ew
my toe well I think its my toe.
M
Kevin: Since their busy and I havent done any THING YET I will
read the next R its from Caraqueen
yeah I think it run over da queen too
I
give it a 7.
Thats
IT? Grunt the next R is from 1000GreenSun
Jith:
OH NO not her again quick hide all the dead tree we kill!
M
Kevin:
Its
not over, is it? I LOVE THIS FIC! files fic under favorite stories
I dare Gwendolyn (the one from Ken 10) and Kevin 11K to hold hands
for a whole chappie! PPMS :)
Jith: If this was over
we cant couldnt wouldnt tell you Mwha ha ha ha
Wait on fave list add a
YEAH YES WOO WHO to that Mwha ha ha ha. OK Gwens hand meet MR.
Superglue GK that is who you meant right? Oh well if were wrong I
might fix it later. Any ways GK meet Ms. SuperGlue and Gwendolyns
hand.
SMACK!
Jith: OH and Mr. Duck
Tape for Gwen if he gets mouthy.
Azmuth: PPMS what is
that Please Please Murder Sushi Guy?
Everyone: GASP!
M.C.S: Wait theres
NO G.
Vilgax: So what douse
it mean! YOU HORSE!
Jith: What is with you
and the farm animals?
Azmuth: I dibs the next
R. Hazuki128
This
is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing! You guys are awesome!
I have
one for 15 Ben and 16 Kevin. I dare both of them to sing Get your
head in the game(?) from High school musical.
Oh, and Gwen, I’m
very sorry you had to eat Ben’s socks…
10
Gwen: Yeah Im sorry too. Whats with the question mark after
game?
Jith:
16 Kevin your Tory cause Ben you cant sing. And Ben your in the
background cause were all gonna sing.
Azmuth:
What? I almost had a perfect no sing score.
3
minutes later
Sushi
Guy: so we all sang the song and-
M.C.S:
Nothing funny or cute happen!
GK:
Its my turn to read an R.
Everyone:
GK:Dread
Pirate Vainooooo
Cool name kid I like it.
Jith:
( Talks in baby voice and looks at M.C.S) He skaring mu.
GK:
Dead Dude says
This
is cool! I was wondering if you guys are willing to set up a date
between a character and an author friend of mine if I describe her to
you. Can you? Also, I dare 15 Ben, 16 Kevin, and Charmcaster to
perform the Pirates of the Carribean scene where Jack (who will be
played by Ben) talks to and confuses the two soldiers at the ship and
they talk momentarily about Black Pearl.(I hope you know which scene
I’m speaking of.)
Jith:
Im slightly interest in the date thing so maybe just maybe.
Charmcaster:
Wha? I have to play a BOY!?
Jith:
Aw I wanted her to be Jack.
11
Kevin: Dude your demented. AND can we go on strike?
M.C.S:
No way Im dying to see what happens.
Jith:
OK
Sushi
Guy: suddenly M.C.S falls over.
Everyone:
JITH!!
Jith:
Its not my fault! I said OK to the play the PLAY!!
Max:(
He just showed up) Cause Animo is knocked out M.C.S went in to Dare
Shock Shell get out when she completes the dare via
the shoulders
Jith:
OHHHH me fix( M.C.S is know stuck to vie the shoulder of Anidork and
wakes up)
M.C.S:
ow why did that happen? ( see Anidork sleeping on her shoulder ) a
fate worsted then death!! have you seen that guys nails, teeth, SKIN
Color, and His breath stink!!
Jith:
Yeah you completed the dare so good bye Anidok!
M.C.S:
OK do da Play. But all adlip
Jith:
you guys at home can do it TOO!!( snaps fingers boat sat)
15
Ben: ( Walks out on boat boat falls over cardboard cut out we dont
get paid what did you think wed have) she did it ( point at
Charmcaster who is doing her nails with the sword)
16
Kevin: Hey why did she get a sword. I mean halt who gos there?
Charmcaster:
No you dork. We wait till he gets on the boat and true and say NO
You cant go up there sir or in this case lad!
15
Ben: Thats not fair!
M
Kevin: Whats with the accent?
M.C.S:
Shh watch have some Popcorn.
15
Ben: Well I need a boat to go to.. Malabo.
Charmcaster:
the whats it got your who it?
16
Kevin: Can me and Gwen go to and do they have any hair dye?
Charmcaster:
Well if he gets to go I get to go too! I need more dye for my hair
too!
11
Kevin: Your hairs not really that color?
Charmcaster:
Duh NO.
Jith:
this R this is turning in to a mess.
M.C.S:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Bumblefreack:
USE words!!
Jith:
this R is from ShadowAngelLeiter
I
love this stuff! Okay, I actually have 2 questions for everybody. 1.
What is your favorite movie? 2. Which of the known omnitrix aliens is
your favorite?
P.S.: Dread Pirate Vain is talking about the scene
where Jack is trying to get on the navy ship and tells the two
soldier guys he’s a pirate and they wonder if he’s teling the truth.
By the way, if Dread Pirate Vain tries to set another author up on a
date with a character, DON’T DO IT! I know exactly who she wnats set
up on a date.
Jith:
Who tell me tell me tell me!!
GK:
Dread pirate I thought it was dead Pirate I take it back kid your
name is lame.
30
Gwen: Thats it time for the Duck tape!
KG:
NO not the DUCK Ta-
30
Gwen: my favorite movie and I think I speak for all the Gwens is
Princess Dairy the first one.
All
Gwens: OH yeah!
M
Kevin: Batman Begins.
All
Kevins: Thats right Up top dude!
15
Ben: lord of the rings
All
Bens: YES!
Jith:
The Mummy!
M.C.S:
Meet The Robinsons Movie. It
ROCKS!! (-) Kitty!
Sushi Guy:
The Cooking Chanel.
Vilgax: No
comment.
Azmuth: Well
mine is-
Everyone: WE
DONT WANT TO KNOW!
10 Ben: Four
arms
15 Ben: I
wish I had him.
10 Gwen: Gray
Matter. Brains can beat barns any day.
15 Gwen:
XLR8T.
30 Gwen: ME!
All Kevins:
Were to Cool for the Omnitrix!
Jith: Water
Bender!
M.C.S:
Dittos look with Echo powers!
Sushi Guy:
Rip Jaw. Its sushi!
Vilgax:
(slides away from Sushi Guy) WAY BIG. Thats a stupid name.
Azmuth:
Gray Matter. I mean Galvin!
M.C.S: So now
you know.
Jith: name
that took a long time.
M.C.S: Dont
you mean MAN that took a long time?
Jith: Nope.
GK:
whatibdaboufet..meff..
M.C.S:
We Dont care what you just said next R soso127
(wearing
a ‘I Live To Torture’ T-shirt)
I did it because I’m
EVIL!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-(cough cough)
Anyway,I have a new dare
that is SO EVIL you’ll think the Kevins are good guys! I dare GK to
sing the song ‘Closer’ from Ne-Yo and sing it to 30 Gwen. He also has
to wear one of the suits Ne-Yo wears in the video for the song!(
Holds up sign that says ‘Evil Is My Middle Name’)Know I must go and
destroy Cartoon Network for classifing all the stuff I want to know!
(holds up a chainsaw) HERE I COME CN!(whispers to Jith before
leaving) If you make my dare happen, I promise there’s a big, sugary
GUMMY WORM in it for ya! (runs off)
(Person
appears and runs over to Jith and whispers in her ear and POOFS away)
Jith:
Gummy?
M.C.S:
What did she/he do again that we didnt like?
Jith:
I dont know. HEY the KEVINS are GOOD GUYS!! Well all but GK! But
He has Girly hair to make up for that.
M.C.S:
I dont know that song. Douse anyone know that song?
Everyone:
Nope never heard of it.
Jith:
oooo oooo Me got new song YOU WILL ALL LOVE FOR HIM TO SING!!
Azmuth:
I know that look and its not good for the person shes talking
about. Im glad its not me!
Jith:
( snaps fingers and GK knows the song. PS: duck tapes off)
GK:
THERE IS NO WAY IM GOING TO SING THAT
SONG!!
Jith:
do it or um Ill um ( light bulb appears above Jith head but its
not on)
16
Kevin: Why douse she have a light bulb above her head?
M.C.S:
Oh when she gets an idea it will light UP!
(
Light gos on above Jith head and then gos out)
Jith:
I got itOH I just lost it!
Charmcaster:
I got an idea ( Whispers in to M.C.S ear. M.C.S looks evil)
M.C.S:
GK catch! (throw a gummy looking thing at him and its glowing GK
catchs it and turns into a gummy in a Tutu Hey look a spelled tutu
right)
GK:
OH look I got turned in to some rubber thing whatever will I do.
16
Kevin: ( Looks at the gummy glowing object ) Oh boy he douse not know
what just happened!
M
Kevin: His going to die isnt he?
11
Kevin: OH yeah!
30
Gwen: His hand feels funny. And can you please let us stop holding
hands so mine doesnt get bitten off too?
M.C.S:
You cant youll go in to dare shock!
30
Gwen: Ill risk IT!
M
Kevin: I have an idea ( he lift his claw and ribs GK arms off ) I
never liked you as me anyways!
GK:
AAAAHHHHH I dont know whats worse the fact that he rip my arm
off or the fact that it didnt hurt!!
Bumblefreack:
Dont worry its just GUMMY worm it will fix itself that is if
you live long enough!
Jith:
Gummy?
Gk:
What do you mean if I LIVE long enough? ( He sees Jith looking
like a cat ready do rip him apart and eat his liver which it now
GUMMY form Oh and he has his hand back and 30 Gwen is free so she
wont die. Jith jumps on GK)
30
Gwen: Why douse she have Cat ears and tale?
M.C.S:
To much anime.
GK:GET
OFF MY ARM!! I JUST GOT IT BACK!! WHAT DONT BITE IT!! ( Tries
to thrower Jith off and lets just say Jith isnt going to let go)
GK:
Fine you win Ill sing Ill sing!! NOW GET HER
OFF!!
M.C.S:
Fine kill joy.
16
Kevin: I think Jith got the Kill part down.
(
M.C.S types on keyboard and now GK is all put together in a bottle
like Bumblefreacks but hes a hornet)
M
Kevin: So are you going to wear him like Jith wears Bumblefreack?
M.C.S:
Ew gross NO!
Jith:
Ill wear HIM!! ( grapes GK in a bottle and puts on string with
Bumblefreack)
Bumblefreack:
Welcomes to my world!
Jith:
OK now Mr. Bling now you got uh sing.
MR.
Bling: THATS NOT FUNNY SUSHI GUY!!
Sushi
Guy: MR. Bling is mad ( Sticks tongue out at MR . Bling)
MR.
Bling: OHIm.Not
WearingUnderwearToDayOnImNotWearingUnderwearToDayNotThatYouReallyCareMuchAboutMyUnderwearStillIJustHadToSayThatImNotWearUnderwearToDay
Jith:
If you can read that you get a cookie.
10
Ben: Its true hes not wearing any hes a hornet he doesnt
need any.
16
Kevin: WAY TO MUCH INFO!!
15
Gwen: thats just gross!!
10
Gwen: THANKS FOR SHARING BEN!!
(M.C.S
looks at M Kevin, Azmuth, Vilgax Matter, Sushi Guy, 11 Kevin)
M.C.S:
What are you whispering about!!
11
Kevin: Oh were just making bets on who the next person for Jith
Bling. I think its Vilgax or Azmuth.
Jith:
My bling got sting yo.
10
Gwen: Did we finish the dare from soso127? How do you say her/his
name? and is it a his or her.
M.C.S:
OH Cartoon Network get ready for angry fan build fair walls!!
Jith:
SO do I get my Gummy?
M.C.S:
NO ( starts typing on keyboard)
Jith:
( starts looking around) so What are you doing M?
M.C.S:
SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH
Im writing a ransom note.
Dear
Reviews
Jith
can not go on a sugar high or go cracked unless I get Strawberries!
So if you ever want to see Jith go crazy again you will give me
STRAWBERRIES! And until I get them Jith will be the strata person
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
PS:
I MEAN IT!!
Jith:
NO dont give her ichigos you think I go crazy she gos flower
Power.
Bumblefreack:
W ww why iissss is Jjjj Jith SshhS Shacking??
MR
. Bling: I now why ( Looks at M.C.S ) Dont give her strawberries.
Jith:
You idiot you just look at the Fans and said with a puppy dog face
Please give her ichigos. Oops I said to much.
Azmuth:
WHY do you keep calling them ichigos?
Jith:
ichigo means ichigo!
Azmuth:
I thought she was supposed to be strata!?
M.C.S:
That is strata as she going to get. And ichigo means Strawberry.
Which I want!!
30
Gwen: Have we ever done anything for a whole chapter?
10
Gwen: What do mean?
30
Gwen: I was supposed to hold GKs I mean Mr. Blings Hand for a
whole chapter and Look what happened his a bug!!
Jith:
My Bling stings.
M.C.S:
AND IF I DONT GET MY STRAWBERRIES ILL.Jith what should I do?
Jith:
Im strata I cant tell you. But I can tell Bumblefreack and Mr.
Bling. I think she should?… I
dont see how she dont going to get a Strawberry these people
are so light headed that shes going to at least get one and then
its the end of the world as we know it.
M.C.S/Jith:
Now for some stuff we got to tell you all. This is know a K rated fic
so NO swearing PLEASE!