Ben 10 Porn Story: Involving Aliens and Smoothies Chapter 4

Sorry it’s been so long collage is out so I’m stuck with no internet unless i go to the library :( I’ll try to update once a week.

Also I want to say thanks to everyone whose reviewed and favorited so far, you guys keep me going.

Kevin Levin was bored. He and Gwen were sitting outside Mr. Smoothies with – surprise of surprises – no Ben! Ben and his parents were away for the week and there was literally no alien activity with him gone. Kevin sighed; so no aliens to fight and no Ben to aggravate. He was very bored.

Kevin wouldnt be able to do any alien tech deals this week either. That, if not always fun, was at least interesting. It would be something to do. But no, Gwen would not stand for it; and since she was on school break she could keep an eye on him all day. Kevin groaned and considered introducing his forehead to the table. He was extremely bored.

Kevin couldnt even fall back on his old standby of mooning/fantasizing about Gwen. It was getting extremely hard to stare at her without getting caught. And lately, when ever his thoughts about her got over pg-13, she would glare at him. He wondered if Anodites where telepathic; maybe she was reading his mind, controlling his brain. Augh!!!! He was turning into Ben! Kevin Levin wasnt just bored, he was going completely insane.

Im bored.

I know. Gwen didnt even look up from the book she was reading.

Theres nothing to do around here. At least nothing youll let me do.

You mean nothing Ill let you do. Damit, she can read minds. Stop whining, youre starting to sound like Ben. Kevin groaned again, and turned to watch the people milling around the small shop. It was then that he noticed the man at the counter was staring at him, well not at him, sort of in his direction. Kevin stared back; an idea was coming to mindalmostalmostgot it!

Im going to get a smoothie.

You hate smoothies. Kevin didnt argue just got up and strolled casually over to the counter. He leaned against the wall to one side of the counter ignoring the people in line and turned to the man preparing smoothies.

Hey! Wait your Kevin looked at the kid behind him, who immediately shut up, deciding that he rather liked living.

What would you like? Kevin made a show of studying the list which contained every flavor known to man and a few which he suspected had alien origins.

Do you have anything besides smoothies? He asked at last, the man shook his head no. Kevin sighed and moved his eyes to the list again, the kids behind him groaned, he was taking forever. The smoothie man nervously started to wipe the counter, then trying to sound indifferent asked.

So you hang out with Ben? Kevin grinned he had taken the bait.

Yeah.

I havent seen him around these last couple of days.

Whatd you expect? Him to drive all the way down here every day. The man paused, his eyes flicked to Kevin who was still looking at the list of flavors.

Whatwhat do you mean all the way down here? Kevin looked down at the guy he was starting to sweat.

Hes all the way up in Canada. The man licked his dry lips.

Well it is school vacation.

Yeah his parents thought it would give him time to settle in before school started. The man stepped back from the counter the cleaning cloth falling from his hand.

Settle in? You mean you mean thatthat the poor guy was stuttering, Kevin tried to look concerned.

He moved, didnt you know. The man started shaking his head muttering.

No, no he cant move. He buys more smoothies then anyone. I wont make any money without out him. No, he cant move. Hell come back. He needs my smoothies. He was pacing now and Kevin decided to give him another push.

He moved to Canada, and hes never coming back.

NO!! The smoothie man wailed he grabbed Kevin. You dont understand; Ill go out of business without him. He buys as much as all my other customers combined. You have to bring him back! Gwen arrived just as the man fell over foam coming out of his mouth.

Kevin, what did you do?

Nothing, he was liked that when I came over, I swear. Gwen raised an eyebrow then grabbed Kevin by his ear and yanked.

Ow! Okay okay! I might have, maybe, sorta told him Ben moved away forever. Gwen sighed but didnt release him.

You probably gave the poor man a heart attack. She leaned over the counter to see the man twitching on the floor. Its okay, Bens coming back. She glared at Kevin. Apologize.

What? Why? She yanked his ear again Ow! Quit it! Okay! Im sorry, happy? It was just a joke. The man stood up wiping his mouth.

A joke, just a joke. Hehe, young people are always so funny. Kevin looked defensively at Gwen.

I told you I was bored. Hey, what are you doing? Gwen towed him in the direction of the car.

Were going to the store.

Why?

You need more supervision.

Huh?

I just havent decided whether a leash or a playpen would work better.

In the end I think the idea of kevin tormenting the poor smothie man was more interesting then the actual story. Please review!