Ben 10 Porn Story: Involving Aliens and Smoothies Chapter 3

I wrote this after three in the morning, I think its pretty funny might change my mind in the morning, but for now.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Ben 10: Alien Force.

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Kevin is there something you want to tell me? Kevin paused what he was doing but didnt come out from under the car. She sounded pissed.

No. He tried to sound normal, uninterested. What was she mad about? Had he done something? Nothing he could think of; just the normal tech deals. Maybe she had found out, no, she already knew about those.

Kevin dont you dare pretend to be clueless about this. Crap, he was in trouble. Kevin Levin get out here, right now! He tried to slide farther under the car but Gwen was faster. He found himself being dragged out by his feet.

What! I didnt.do. Kevin trailed off. Gwen was holding a pregnancy test. His mind died for a second, then went into overdrive. She not pregnant is she? I couldnt of..but wait we havent even.does that mean? Shes seeing someone else. And heIm going to kill him! When I

Kevin, where did you get this? Oh yeah, I forgot about getting that.

At the store.

Why! she was really pissed. Who do you possible know who could need one! And dont think you can say it was for you, Im not in the mood. Gwen was pacing at this point getting ready for a good rant, Kevin was sure the whole street could hear her at this point.

Calm down, its

Dont tell me to calm down! For all I know youre sleeping with random

Its for Ben. It almost looked like she had run into a wall, she sat down hard and started massaging her temples. A full minute later she manage to speak.

Kevin Im going to say this real slow. Benisaboy. He cant get pregnant.

Remember that incident with Big Chill?

You said that only happens every eighty years. Kevin shrugged.

He has over ten thousand other aliens, and yesterday something really weird happened. Ben gave me some really good advice.

He can do that every once

No listen. Kevin pulled out his cell and dialed. Ben? Yeahremember what you told me yesterday? Tell Gwen Gwen took the phone amused. She was serious when she gave the phone back to Kevin.

This is bad.

I told you. Gwen grabbed the pregnancy test and got in the car.

This is Ben he doesnthe cant

I know. Where to?

Bens, where else? We have to give him the pregnancy test.

I think this got less funny in the middle. Anyway Please review.

Poor Ben he come up with a good idea and suddenly every one thinks theres somthing wrong with him. I would love to see his face when Kevin and Gwen show up with the pregnancy test.