Ben 10 Porn Story: The Lost Episode Worst Day Ever Chapter 1

Title: The Lost Episode:
Worst Day Ever

Author:
SkyeRID3R

Summary: This
shows my initial reaction to Ben 10: Alien Force. It made me laugh
hysterically in disbelief. This is a spoof/parody. GwenxKevin.

Disclaimer: I
do not own Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, or any other Ben 10 related
material.

A Note: This
is purely to make fun of Ben 10: Alien Force. If you happen to like
Ben
10, just know that no one is making you read this, so don’t hate me.

The Lost Episode:
Worst Day Ever

Ben
Tennyson walked down the street. It was warm out, the sun was
shining, and there was a light breeze. A perfect day as far as Ben
was concerned.

He was
a normal fifteen year old boy with brown hair and green eyes. Well,
normal except for the thing on his left wrist. It looked like your
average, run-of-the-mill watch, but, in reality, could not be any
further from average. It was, in fact, a piece of alien technology
called the omnitrix, and it allowed Ben to turn into any of ten
aliens of his choosing. Ben had had the omnitrix since he was ten,
when he had found it after it had crash-landed on Earth. However, it
had recently evolved, letting him access ten new aliens and taking on
a less chunky appearance.

Ben
was going to see his cousin, Gwen. They were on a mission to finish
their Grandpa Max’s mission. If they could figure out what it was.
Gwen had called Ben less than an hour ago, saying she might have a
lead. That was why he was going to meet her now.

After
walking a few more blocks, Ben reached his destination: the library.
Sure, libraries weren’t the first place you’d think of when you
wanted to find out about top-secret organizations and top-secret
missions regarding aliens, but Gwen was making full use of the
computers there she was a pretty good hacker when she wanted to
be.

Ben
entered the cool, book-smelling library and looked around. He spotted
Gwen and Kevin at one of the computers in the back. Going over to
them, he said, So, have you found anything yet?

I
may have gotten a lead. We should go check it out. There’s an old
mine a few miles away, where numerous alien sightings have been
reported, Gwen said.

Why
is it always a mine? Ben asked.

Well,
Gwen started before her cousin cut her off.

It
was a rhetorical question!

Come
on guys, we’re wasting time, Kevin said. Let’s go.

They
left the library and got in Kevin’s green and black sports car.

I
call shotgun! Gwen said.

Fine,
Ben replied, getting in the back seat.

The
drive lasted only a short while. They pulled up to a hole in the side
of a hill and got out.

Well,
here we are, Gwen said, starting toward the mine entrance.

Not
so fast, a deep, rough voice commanded from behind them. They all
spun around.

A
giant thing stood there. It was roughly man-shaped, but with four
eyes and scaly skin. It was hard to tell exactly what it was because
of the armor covering its body, but it was definitely an alien.

Give
me the omnitrix, the alien commanded.

Not
another one. Ben sighed. Why did everyone want his watch? Sure, it
was cool how it allowed him to transform into different aliens, but
why did all these bad guys want to take it from him?

If
you will not give it to me, I will take it by force, the alien
said.

Oh,
I never saw that one coming, Ben said sarcastically.

Do
not mock me, puny human. Suddenly, Ben and his friends were
surrounded by aliens. They were medium-sized, with gooey-looking
bodies, sharp claws, and no visible features, except for one large
eye in the middle of their foreheads. They were pretty gross.

Do
something, Ben, Gwen said.

Okay.
Ben activated the omnitrix and switched it to Humongousaur. It’s
hero time! he yelled as he slammed down the top part. There was a
flash of green light as he transformed.

Prepare
to be defeated! Ben said to the aliens. There was just one
problem. The aliens were bigger than Ben. He couldn’t figure out why.
He should be larger by a lot as Humongousaur. Maybe the omnitrix had
malfunctioned, like it used to. Ben looked down to see what he had
turned into. He groaned.

Ben
was a fluffy, pink bunny with big green eyes and a purple puff of a
tail.

That
was when things started going downhill.

All
the aliens laughed.

Hey!
Ben put his fat pink paws on his hips and glared up at them. Stop
laughing.

The
aliens laughed harder.

Ben
heard a noise from behind him. Gwen and Kevin were laughing, too.

You
should hahaha – hear your haha voice, Gwen said.

What’s
wrong with my voice?

It
sounds like you’re blowing a dog whistle when you talk. Dude, that is
the squeakiest voice I’ve ever heard, Kevin told Ben.

Oh.
Now that Ben thought about of it, his voice had been very high
pitched. But that didn’t mean they should laugh at him.

It’s
because I’m a rabbit. It isn’t that bad, he defended
himself.

I
have heard of the power of the omnitrix, but I never thought it could
transform anyone into something like that. I’ve never seen anything
like it. You’re a bunny rabbit!
the alien leader chuckled. Now, he became stern again, hand
the omnitrix over to me.

I can’t when I’m an alien, Ben informed him.

Then I shall capture you and wait until you turn back. Get him!
the alien yelled at his cohorts.

Ben
jumped out of the way. What powers do I have?
he wondered. He soon found out, as he dodged his attackers, that he
had no powers other than those of a normal Earth rabbit. And with his
bright coloring, he stood out as if a light was being shone on him.

The aliens backed Ben into a corner.

Gwen! Kevin! Help me! Ben yelled at his friends. They payed no
attention. They were staring into each others’ eyes.

Oh Kevin! Gwen said.

Oh Gwen! Kevin said.

They kissed.

Guys! Help! He was still ignored. As far as Kevin and Gwen
were concerned, no one existed in the world except themselves.

An alien reached to pick Ben up, but he bit the thing and ran
between its many appendages. He ran around madly, trying to escape
the aliens, and yelling at Kevin and Gwen to help him. He got no
reply. They were still making out.

Ben knew he couldn’t keep going for much longer. He had to find
somewhere to hide while he came up with a plan. Just before he could
be grabbed by an alien, he managed to wriggle under Kevin’s car. Not
that it was a very good hiding place, but it was better than nothing.

Okay, Ben the Bunny said to himself, what now? It was
then that he realized he did have a power. He wasn’t sure what it
did, but hopefully it would destroy the aliens. He activated the
power, and ran out from under the car right as one of the aliens
picked it up. Oddly, Kevin didn’t complain. He was still wrapped
around Gwen.

Alright aliens! Prepare to die! Ben shouted in his squeaky
voice.

And they did die. All of them went up in a huge fireball. The only
problem was, so did everything else. The special power had turned Ben
into a world-destroying bunny bomb.

Earth went up in a fiery mushroom cloud of death. There were no
survivors.

The End