Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 7

Day
Six: Math Quiz!

Me: (appearing on
all the TVs) Hey you guys! Wake up!

My sister: (butting
in) Yeah! We have a Math quiz for you!!

Ben: Not school again!

Heatblast: Why?

Me: Because I said
sooooo!! I host this show!

Cameraman: You dont
want to see her in the morning.

Me: (staring at my
cousin) Dont listen to him!

XLR8: Is it going to be
hard?

Charmcaster: Ugghhh!!
Math!! Boringness is attacking!

Gwen: I know Ill ace
it!

Ben: Duh. YOU study
every hour! (glares at Gwen)

My sister: (with a
megaphone) Okay everyone! Start now!

Me: Go!

Everyone appears on
a desk with a paper and pencil. My sister and I ask questions.

Me: One. Is 2
fourths equivalent to a half?

Ben: Too easy. No!

Heatblast: My pencil
and paper melted!

XLR8: Of course the
answer is Yes!

Charmcaster: Who cares?
Yes.

Gwen: Yes. Duh.

My sister: Two. What
do you call these numbers? Two fifths, three fifths and four fifths.

Gwen: Similar
Fractions.

Charmcaster: Similar
Fractions. Duh.

XLR8: Proper Fractions!

Ben: Ummm(takes a
wild guess) Proper Fractions?

Heatblast: How can I
even take this test?

Me: Three. If a
pentagon has 5 sides, how many sides does and octagon have?

Ben: 8. Duh.

Gwen: 8.

Charmcaster: 8!

XLR8: 8. Everyone knows
that!

Heatblast: I know the
answer but I dont have the paper!

My sister: Four. If
two plus two is four. Then what is six hundred plus twenty?

Ben: Uhhhh6020?

Gwen: 620!

Charmcaster: 620. IF
you dont know that, youre pretty strange.

Heatbalst: So easy. If
only, I had paper!

XLR8: 620!

My sister and I:
Since there are like only 5 questions, heres the last! What is one
plus one! If you dont know this, you have to see someone quick!

Gwen: 2

Charmcaster: 2!

Heatblast: I clearly
know the answer!

Ben: I know this! 2!

XLR8: 2!

Later in the
afternoon

Gwen: The results are
in and I gotperfect!

Ben: As usual
(frowning)

Charmcaster: I like my
results.

Heatblast: (sad) They
knew I scorched my paper.

XLR8: Woohooo!

Me: Well, that was
pretty interesting. We got to know who is smart.

My sister: If you
wondered why this took to long, well, my sis got lazy.

Me: (rolls eyes)
sort of.

Cameraman: See you
soon!