Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 3
Ben 10:
Reality Alien Show
Day Two: A
Tiny Weapon of Mass Destruction
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MINUTEMEN ROCKS!! Yes and this is dedicated to darkangel
Me: (clapping to
wake up housemates) wake up sleepy-heads! (sees that everybody is
still asleep) (in a scary and loud voice) Wake up cheese brains! If
you dont, Ill kill you all with my Feet Stench of Fury!
Everybody: (wakes up
and puts hand to forehead) Yes Sir, I mean Mam! Were awake!
Me: Good. Now put
on a good day or no one gets the 47 million! If you dont become
successful on this show, then, I shall have the money instead!
(laughs evilly) MUHAHAHAHA!! (looks at everyone evilly)
MUHAHAHAHAH!! COWER UNDER ME!
Heatblast: (sweat
drop) okay.we start now right?
Me: YES! NOW
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Oh wait, Heatblast, if youre made of fire and
had a weat drop, then wont you get extinguished?
Heatblast: oh yeah.
(hair disappears)
Everyone: (stands up
and gets ready)
Later that day.
Cannonbolt: Hey, has
anybody seen Grey Matter? I havent seen that little fellow
anywhere.
Fourarms: Maybe he
has an evil plot to take over the spaceship.
Everbody: (sweat
drops) yeah..right
Fourarms: But! HE is
super smart!
Ben: Okay. Ill
look for that little guy in the kitchen. (goes to kitchen)
Stinkfly: (trying to
take off his casts from yesterdays incident) Wait for me!
(flies off to kitchen)
Fourarms: hey, I
wonder where Kevin is.
Ripjaw: (dumping ten
buckets of water on himself) I think he managed to escape or the host
kicked him into space.
Me: Youre right
my dear Ripjaw, you are right! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fourarms: Okay. Im
out of here. (goes out of room)
Ripjaw: (runs after
Fourarms) Im out too
That night..
Cannonbolt: (looking
under a table) Hey! I think I Found Grey Matter.
Everyone: (looks
under table) yup. Hes there alright.
Grey Matter:
MUHAHAHAHAHA! COWER UNDER ME! FOR I, GREY MATTER HAVE MADE A WEAPON
FOR MASS DESTRUCTION!
Ben: Hey isnt that
what the crazy host said?
Me: Im not
crazy!
Ben: Ummm..You are
crazy because you wrote this story and made me say that youre
crazy meaning, you say that youre crazy.
Me: He(realizes
what he said was true) never mind.
Grey Matter: (points
a weird looking gun at Ripjaw) COWER UNDER ME! MUHAHAHAHA!!
(shoots gun and Ripjaw becomes a giant apple) You are no match
against my fruit gun! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: Woah. Ripjaw
is out. (eats the apple)
So everybody in the
ship except the host gets chased by Grey Matter and his fruit gun.
My sister: Grey
matter is going nuts.
C.M.M.C (meaning
camera man my cousin): Real crazy. Its even funnier than Vilgax
having fire on his but.By the way, where is he?
Me: Lets say
hes with Kevin..(smiles evilly)
In the depths of
space.
Vilgax: Sooo, what do
you wanna do?
Kevin: nothin
much.