Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 2

Day One: Stinkfly Pool

Me: (talking
in my sleep (why? i really do that) ) no. Go away, I don’t need you.

My sister
who’s part of the show: (shaking me to wake me up) Wake up Rul, Wake
up! We’re starting our filming!

Me: (slapping
her drowsily) no…Five more hours please. Five more hours…

My sister:
(dropping her furry purse on my bed) OH no! A gigantic RAT IS ON YOUR
BED! WAKE UP! IT’S RIGHT THERE!

Me: (waking
up and running wildly in circles) WHERE? WHERE? HELP ME BEFORE I GET
EATEN!

My sister:
(laughing) there’s no rat. It’s just my purse. Are you afraid of
bags? time to wake up sleepy-head. wake up the housemates!

Me: (
angrily) fine. hit the alarm clock button. (hits the alarm clock
button and wakes up the sleeping peop–uhh beings.)

After the
snooze button was hit…

Heatblast:
(wakes up and stretches) yawn. I better ask for a fire-proof bed next
time. (stares at melted bed) never mind.

Gwen: This room
is to small…(looks angrily at diamondhead for using up her bed and
gwen’s)

Heatblast:
(sneezing) Ha–ha–hatchoo!! ( little flame falls on XLR8’s tail)

XLR8: I smell
roasted,–TAIL! (runs wildly in the room) GET IT OFF ME! MY TAIL’S ON
FIRE! HELP!

Gwen: You know,
running will just make the flames grow. (sees XLR8’s feet) Especially
running faster than time itself.

Meanwhile at
the boys’ room..

Fourarms:
(waking up and stretching his four arms) Ahhh…A good night’s sleep.

Ben: (standing
up from the floor) Not to mention uncomfortable. (glares madly at
Fourarms) You almost SQUISHED me!

Grey Matter:
(crawling from under the bed) and most importantly, me!

Cannonbolt:
what’s so important about you?

Grey matter:
well, in one of the movies, I created the Omnitrix. HOW”S THAT
FOR USELESs??

Kevin: Whatever.
I’m hungry…(goes to kitchen and starts raiding the fridge)

Stinkfly: HEY!!
what about us?? (flies off to kitchen)

Later that
day…

My sister: I
blame you for the time and place expressions. YOu keep on using
periods and bold letters!

Me: (saying
bossily) well excuse me, Miss Blames-people-for-no-ridicolous-reason,
I’m the host!

My sister:
(whispering) you do have a point…

Camera man:
Ehem! We aren’t filming a qarrel between siblings, we’re filming
peo–uhh beings!

ME: fine,
film them. JUst do your job. What are we paying you for?

Camera man:
Actually, you aren’t paying me. I just volunteered for the job,
remember. And firstly, I’m your COUSIN!

So a fight goes
on and Meanwhile…

Cannonbolt: HEy!
what happened to the pool water? Its’ so green!

Vilgax: I know
who to blame for this…(faces Stinkfly)

XLR8: Me too.

Everyone else
except Stinkfly: ME three!

Gwen: Wait a
minute! We can’t use our powers yet!

Everyone except
Stinksly: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Stinkfly: Whew!

ME:
alctually, you can.

Everyone except
stinkfly: YES!

Stinkfly: I can
explain! I threw up, that’s all!

Everybody except
S. chases Stinkfly around the spaceship.

Me: Well
everyone, see ya Tomorrow!