Ben 10 Porn Story: Reality Alien Show – Chapter 17
Ben 10:
Reality Alien Show
Day
Sixteen: Crop Circles!
Me: Hey everyone! We
missed you! I hope that youll enjoy this chapter!
My sister: (snoring
and asleep) Oh, of course I love you, Lu(gets slapped by me)Hey!
Me: Okay now, the
usual thing? (punches plate)Woohoo! I am so strong!
Cameraman: Oh
please, our 4th grade Gym Teacher hates you
Gwen: (wakes up) Yes! I
know this is another day of suffering for Ben!
Charmcaster: By the
way, wheres that black sheep of yours?
Me: Sheep? Oh
yeahum(flashback)
Sheep: BAAHH!
Me: You are
ADORABLE!
Sheep: Bah? (ship
rams the wall and sheep is sucked into a vortex)
Me: Ohdear.
(end of flashback)
Ben: (snorts) Nice
move
Charmcaster: (points to
the indoor plantation of corn) Hey, what is that?
Everyone: (looks)
Ohhhhh!!!(sees that the plantation has crop circles)
Charmcaster: Its
obviously a joke, I mean we ARE IN OUTER SPACE!!!
Ben: (pops in) Or are
we?
Everyone: (looks
freaked out)
4:30 p.m.
Ben: (looks in fridge
for cherry pie) Here it is! (puts it on table and searches kitchen
for fork) (finds one and looks back on pie, astonished)
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (pie has a strange pattern on it, apparently made
by eating)
5:00p.m.
Gwen: (looks to see if
anyones watching and finds nobody) Great! (pulls out sewing kit)
Now, where did I put that cat pattern? (looks around and finds it ten
minutes later) (is surprised to see that the cloth has already been
done with a crop circle design) What? Who did this?
5:30 p.m.
Charmcaster: (carrying
a bucket of water and bottle of bubble bath) Im sure this will
leave Gwen soaking! (puts them down and leaves to get ladder)
(returns and finds that the bucket is filled with bubbles and the
bubble bath soap is used up) Hey! Who did this?
6:00 p.m.
Gwen, Ben and
Charmcaster: (complaining)
Me: What happened?
Ben: Someone ate my
cherry pie!
Gwen: Someone sew a
crop circle on my cloth!
Charmcaster: Someone
used all my bubble bath soap! Wait, Gwen sews?
Gwen: Whats wrong
with that?
Charmcaster: (smirking)
Well
My sister: (comes in
and yawns) I woke up from this entire racket. What happened?
Everyone: (complains
again)
My sister: QUIET!!!
Everyone: (stops)
Me: (points to
sisters shirt) Hey, whats that green thing? It looks like it
was drawn with chalk.
My sister: (sees
shirt) NO! MY FAVORITE SHIRT!
Me: I wonder who did
this
Suspense music
plays.Dun Dun Dun!
Little alien: Me!
Everybody: You? But you
are so puny!
L.A.: Well, puny
helps. You can destroy the giants! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Charmcaster: Hes
crazy
Gwen: Hes weird
Ben: I wonder if I can
ever turn into that breed of alien
Me: Hes as cute
as a kitty cat!
My sister: (angrily)
He DAMAGED MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!
L.A.: So anyway,
arent you curious on how I got so powerful?
Charmcaster: Im
curious on how you did all those things!
L.A.: Oh those? I
was hungry, so I ate the pie. I was bored, so I did that pattern, I
played with the chalk and I got dirty so I took a bubble bath!
My sister: You are
going to pay for ruining my shirt!
L.A.: I wanted to
draw something(grabbed by sister and is thrown out of ship)
My sister: Thats
much better(goes off to clean shirt)
Me: Well, another
day of lunacy, dont you think? I hope to update soon! Bye guys!
See ya next time!