Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 11

Day
Ten: Pizza Power

Me: (holding a
megaphone) Yo people, wake up!

My sister: Yeah!
Its the tenth day!

Gwen: (faking
happiness) Woohoo! I am so happy.

Charmcaster: Do I care?

XLR8: Hey guys, watch
this! I have PIZZA POWER! (throws giant onion rings that squeeze
Gwen, gets a cheese lasso and brings bed towards her and has mushroom
fans)

Me: NO powers being
used unless I SAY SOOOO!!!!

Ben: Sort of a dumb
power right?

XLR8: NO it isnt!
(throws onion rings at Ben)

Me: HEY! You broke a
rule! Penalty!

Me: BUT first,
(plays weird music)

Ben: Hey I know that,
its the music that plays on scary old movies when the people are
being chased by a monster.

Me: Believe it or
not

Charmcaster: I dont
believe

Me: Thats
actually the theme of The Twilight Zone. You guys werent born
yetAnd neither was I but my dad wasPENALTY REMEMBER!

My sister: What is
her penalty going to be?

Me: (smiling evilly
and swishing hands against each other) Okay, you cant run fast oh,
and you have to wear a box! Wear a box while balancing a plate of
spaghetti on your head. If you drop the plate or dont wear the box
except when taking a shower, youll get aborted!

XLR8: UmmmWhere will
I get spaghetti? (a box falls on her and a plate of spaghetti lands
on her head) Uhhh(looks at box) This is weird

Gwen: HAHA!You
look hilarious!

Charmcaster: (takes a
picture of XLR8) This is going to be the most viewed picture on the
Universal Web!

Ben: Universal Web?

Charmcaster: Of course,
clueless! Every alien in the Universe is going to see this!

XLR8: (having trouble
balancing the plate) NO! PLEASE! I beg of you! That is sooo
embarrassing.

Charmcaster: You didnt
expect me to be nice, right?

Ben: Im the one
whos clueless?

Me: Tune in next
time for the continuation of The Reality Alien Show! XLR8 still has
the penalty you know!

My sister: See ya
next time!