Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 9
Day
Eight: Acidic Proportions
Me: Wake up people!
(turns on the siren)
Everyone: (groans)
Were awake.
Ben: (snores) (still
asleep dreaming) I dont want to go to school, mom!
My sister: Wake up
doofus! (sirens at full volume near Bens bed)
Ben: Ahhhh! (falls off
bed) Im awake already!
My sister: Lets
start the day!
Later on
Charmcaster: Clean it
up, Squid-for-a-brain!
Ben: Whos that?
Charmcaster: YOU!!
Ben: I didnt spill
the acid (points at Gwen) She did!
Gwen: (covers the hole
in the floor with a giant mat but mat is too small and ends up
falling down) I didnt do this! Doofus did!
Me: Whats going
on?
My sister: Ahhhh!!
(stares at Ben) Ben what did you do to the floor?
Me: I cant
believe you actually did this! (becomes red with anger) And where did
you get acid?
Ben: What acid?
Gwen: He probably just
drooled on it. His stinky drool is acidic.
Charmcaster: I bet his
brain juice leaked all over it. (puts hand on chest) Oh yeah, you
dont have a brain.
Me: (playing guitar)
So right..So correct. (throws guitar away)
My sister: You have
a punishment, Benjamin Tennenson!
Ben: (sadly) Great.
What now?
My sister: What is
his punishment?
Me: Clean that hole
or repair it!
Ben: How will I do
that?
Charmcaster: You could
get tons of metal and use Heatblast to form them into a circle and
use him again to stick it to the hole. (background changes to
streamers with people clapping) (bows) Thank you. Thank you.
Gwen: You better start
now. I dont think youll last long here with a hole in the
floor. (snickers)
Ben: Oh yeah…I will
show you! (runs to the kitchen) Whoops (runs the other way)
Me: If he doesnt
fix that hole soon, Hes going to blast into space.
Me: What if someone
falls down that hole?
My sister: Hes
the only one whos going to fall down that hole.
Later..
Ben: (panting) I
finally fixed the hole. Can I rest now?
XLR8: Hey, what did I
miss?
Charmcaster: Where were
you?
Cameraman: I had to
run to the store to get (pants) Anti-crazy pills.
Gwen: What?
XLR8: I had the CRAZY
Flu. Can Really Annoy Zany You
Charmcaster: Weird.
Me: Well, Im glad
thats fixed. See you guys!