Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 9

Day
Eight: Acidic Proportions

Me: Wake up people!
(turns on the siren)

Everyone: (groans)
Were awake.

Ben: (snores) (still
asleep dreaming) I dont want to go to school, mom!

My sister: Wake up
doofus! (sirens at full volume near Bens bed)

Ben: Ahhhh! (falls off
bed) Im awake already!

My sister: Lets
start the day!

Later on

Charmcaster: Clean it
up, Squid-for-a-brain!

Ben: Whos that?

Charmcaster: YOU!!

Ben: I didnt spill
the acid (points at Gwen) She did!

Gwen: (covers the hole
in the floor with a giant mat but mat is too small and ends up
falling down) I didnt do this! Doofus did!

Me: Whats going
on?

My sister: Ahhhh!!
(stares at Ben) Ben what did you do to the floor?

Me: I cant
believe you actually did this! (becomes red with anger) And where did
you get acid?

Ben: What acid?

Gwen: He probably just
drooled on it. His stinky drool is acidic.

Charmcaster: I bet his
brain juice leaked all over it. (puts hand on chest) Oh yeah, you
dont have a brain.

Me: (playing guitar)
So right..So correct. (throws guitar away)

My sister: You have
a punishment, Benjamin Tennenson!

Ben: (sadly) Great.
What now?

My sister: What is
his punishment?

Me: Clean that hole
or repair it!

Ben: How will I do
that?

Charmcaster: You could
get tons of metal and use Heatblast to form them into a circle and
use him again to stick it to the hole. (background changes to
streamers with people clapping) (bows) Thank you. Thank you.

Gwen: You better start
now. I dont think youll last long here with a hole in the
floor. (snickers)

Ben: Oh yeah…I will
show you! (runs to the kitchen) Whoops (runs the other way)

Me: If he doesnt
fix that hole soon, Hes going to blast into space.

Me: What if someone
falls down that hole?

My sister: Hes
the only one whos going to fall down that hole.

Later..

Ben: (panting) I
finally fixed the hole. Can I rest now?

XLR8: Hey, what did I
miss?

Charmcaster: Where were
you?

Cameraman: I had to
run to the store to get (pants) Anti-crazy pills.

Gwen: What?

XLR8: I had the CRAZY
Flu. Can Really Annoy Zany You

Charmcaster: Weird.

Me: Well, Im glad
thats fixed. See you guys!