Ben 10 Porn Story: Ben 10 Reality Alien Show Chapter 14

Ben
10 Reality Alien Show:

Day
Thirteen: Bens Bad Luck

Me: Okay people!
Wake up! Its Friday the 13th!

Everyone: Friday the
13th!

Ben: So? Its just a
day where in people believe is unlucky because things happen to occur
that are just dangerous or uncommon. Just because of that, people
hang on to their lucky numbers or rabbits foot or clover. Its
kind of immature dont you think?

Gwen: Two things,
dweeb. (microphone in hand) First, You are the immature one and
second: (Claps loudly) Very good Ben, you used so many words in a few
sentences, Great JOB!

XLR8:
Well, (holding on to rabbits foot) You can never be too
careful

Charmcaster: Oh please,
(throws blanket away) Friday the 13th is the best day for
me! Witchcraft and Dark Sorcery are about! People are so afraid!
Woohoo! (dances around the room)

My sister: We host
the show! Why are you guys the only ones talking? HUH? (bursts into
flames) Agggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Me: (blasting my
sister with a fire extinguisher) Okay, calm down, you dont want
the F PILL, do you?

My sister: (begs for
mercy) No! it says it tastes like strawberry but it tastes like
bananas! Please, Ill stop! Just dont!

Charmcaster: (stops
dancing and throws off tap dancing shoes) Whats the F PILL?

Cameraman: It stand
for: For Person Loony and LoopyEven the host takes it

Me: I am not crazy!
Oh wait, I amMUHAHAHAHA! I will take over the world with penguins!

Charmcaster:
(whispering to self) She needs one right now.

And now for the
montageMusic plays

Ben: (opens fridge and
tries to open can of mayonnaise) This is tough! (lid opens and hits
his forehead and Ben falls to the ground) Ow

Ben: (slips on a you
dont want to knowand tumbles into a bucket of dirty water. He
slips again and falls down the stairs) AHHHHHH!!!! What have I done
to deserve this?

Ben: (drops soda and it
rolls under his bed) Whoops(gets it and is attacked by mutant
alien dust bunnies) Waaaaaaaaaah!

Ben: (has a pillow tied
to his chest and head while wearing a pair of huge soft, cushiony
boots) Hhhhh.(tries to open drawer but it gets stuck) Its
stuckGrrrr(opens it and it hits the fridge. The door opens and six
cans of soda roll out and make him slip and fall. The cans hit the
table and makes a coffeemaker fall on a wooden cutting board balanced
on a soda can bounce on Ben. It hits his pillow and it falls off
while it bounces again and hits his head) I hate Friday the 13th.

7:00 p.m

Ben: (falls on bed) I
had a rough dayI believe in Friday the 13th now

Gwen: Huh? Oh, its
just you. The host made a mistake, she said that Friday the 13th
was not until next week..

Ben: What? (falls
asleep)

XLR8: ehhhSo it was
just him

Charmcaster: (giggles)
Him, or as I said, Witchcraft and Dark Sorcery are about(evil
grin)

Me: Sorry about the
mistake. I checked my calendar.

My sister: I checked
the calendar.

Me: OkayThen you
should check your face too(laughs insanely)

My sister:
Grrrr(looks in the mirror and sees a gigantic laughing pimple)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameraman: (zooms in
on pimple) Do you want me to pop that for you? HA! I finally got back
on you! The catnip on your moisturizer worked!

My sister: What? Why
you! (chases my cousin around)

Me: (\sweatdrop)
Well, see ya guys next time!