Ben 10 Porn Story: An Inadvertent Demise or Salvation of the Universe Chapter 1

Story Title: The Inadvertent Demise or Salvation of the Universe
Rated: PG
Pairing: Kevin/Ben
Disclaimer: Ben 10 Y Man of Action
Summary: When one exists outside of time, grand theft auto seems to be a trivial matter.
Steves Notes: I’m not going to admit that I watch Ben 10 and love it. Nope.
Warnings: Dense assistants?

After it is all said and done, the first thing Paradox does is take Hugo back to 1976 A.D.

This is a second generation Chevrolet Camaro, Paradox explains to his former assistant, placing his hand on the hood of an acid green automobile. This vehicle will save the universe.

Hugo stares at the car as though expecting it to do something spectacular. It, of course, does nothing. I dont understand, sir, the olderah, youngerman says after an expectant pause. How is this supposed to save the universe?

Perhaps it is prudent to explain that it is not the automobile itself, but what occurs within the automobileor, more specifically, the backseat. Paradox smiles gently. That adolescent, Ben Tennyson, who rescued you from the time loop created by my failed experiment, will eventually grow into a man that, in several circumstances, saves all of creation.

The epiphany that Paradox expects to dawn on Hugos features does not appear. I still dont entirely understand what this vehicle has to do with Ben Tennyson or why he saves the universe.

Let me elaborate, then, Paradox answers. Ben possesses an incredibly powerful device known as the Omnitrix, developed by an alien scientist with incredible genius. It contains the DNA of species across many galaxies, and bestows the wearer with the ability to transform into these creatures at will. With this power, Ben promotes peace and stability.

Amazing! Hugo declares, and turns to the Camaro. So the Omnitrix is located in the back of this vehicle?

Ahh, no, Paradox replies slowly, and Hugo looks more confused than ever. The Omnitrix is a watch like device that the owner wears on his wrist. This car will belong to Kevin Levin, Bens future companion. When the universe is threatened in the future, Ben prevails because of his desire to protect Kevin and their sons, Ken and Devlin. I believe that their relationship will, sometime in the future, be consummated in the backseat of this car.

Paradox can see Hugos thought process his words, and is greatly amused by the color red Hugo turns when he begins to imagine just what consummate really implies. Oh my, Hugo says.

Precisely, Paradox quips, and with his explanation understood, turns back to the matter at hand. Now, by chance do you have any paper on your person?

Kevin is mourning the loss of his beloved car when a flash of light and energy disrupts his grieving process. It takes a moment for his eyes to readjust to the darkness of the desert night, but when they do, a brand new 1976 Chevrolet Camaro is sitting in the dust waiting for him.

He doesnt hesitate to throw himself over the hood and lovingly stroke the metal.

Ignoring how his friend is making a fool of himself, Ben walks up to the car and plucks a piece of folded notebook paper out from underneath one of the windshield wipers; he unfolds it and begins to read. Dear Kevinconsider this a gift compensation for your troubles. However, make sure that this automobile does not come into direct contact with any other object transported outside of space-time from the year 1976 or it will implode and create a rift in the universe. Sincerely, Paradox. Ben smiles a little as he puts the note in his pocket. Well, that was rather nice of him, wasnt it?

Kevin is too busy cooing over his new car to hear a single word Ben says. Ben sighs; at least everything is back to normal.

.end.