Ben 10 Porn Story: Postbellum Concerns Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I dont own it. If I did, there would be a novel and the movie would be coming to theaters. And Gwen wouldnt be wearing such a boring outfit all the time.

Flannel Nightgowns and Cowboy Boots

Kevin Levin decided that Gwen Tennyson was not cute- at least not in the clothes she normally wore.

He had no clue what he was going to do with the rest of his life. When he was younger, he wanted to be a Plumber or an astronaut, but living day-to-day for so long and just about killed any ability he had to think of the long-term future. He knew what Ben was going to do- that kid was going to keep saving the world until the day he died (and even after he died, his son or ward or somebody would take over for him). Kevin even had a pretty good idea of what Gwen was going to be: a senator. That was probably why she dressed so stiffly all the time. Her skirt was always ironed, her collar always straight and her boots shined to a pristine black sheen.

So no, Gwen Tennyson was not cute in the clothes she normally wore, because those clothes were strictly utilitarian and not at all conducive to attracting members of the opposite sex (except for three- himself, Cooper and that stupid Darkstar who, Kevin had heard, still had the hots for Gwen). At that exact moment, though, Kevin decided that Gwen was adorably sexy and he wanted to make sure she never donned that stupid school uniform ever again.

The whole fiasco, Gwen decided, had started when they beat the Highbreed. She was the sort of girl who needed me time at least once a week- time to hang out in her underwear, watch bad chick flicks, eat nothing but ice cream all day and dance around on the table to Britney Spears. Until Ben had decided to start wearing the Omnitrix again, Gwens Saturdays had been reserved exclusively for that aforementioned me time, but once the fate of Earth had been jeopardized, that fell to the wayside. However, now that the Highbreed and DNAlien threat was no longer, Gwen decided she needed a whole weekend of me time to make up for lost time. Her parents liked to go hiking on Saturday and all it took was a bit of convincing to get the house to herself for two straight days.

So on Saturday morning, Gwen Tennyson did what she always did for her me time. She changed into her comfiest clothes (which happened to be an incredibly hideous floral-print flannel mini nightgown), spread a chocolate mask over her face, French braided her hair and settled down on the couch with her Jennifer Lopez movie collection and a package of ice cream sandwiches and five 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew. She was halfway through Maid in Manhattan when the doorbell rang. Gwen barely had time to stand up before the door swung open.

Gwen! Big news! Magister- Ben stopped short when he saw his cousin, Um bad time?

As Kevin stepped into the doorway behind Ben, Gwen gnashed her teeth, You think? This is my time! My time by myself! without thinking, Gwen stepped up and over the couch, providing the two boys who were still a little shell-shocked with a quick peek of her comfy underwear (Superman boxers), I have been neglecting my me time for the past five freaking weeks! Now tell me, what the hell is so important that it couldnt wait until Monday! Gwen stopped face to face with Ben.

Kevin sniffed the air, trying to keep his eyes focused on something other than Gwen, Is that chocolate on your face?

What do you want? Gwen screamed, pushing Ben.

Um Magister Ghilhil is here. He, uh Ben scratched the back of his head, He wants to take our statements about what happened at the battle?

Gwen leaned back a bit, Oh. Oh, I see. Magister Ghilhil wants our statements. And he couldnt wait until Monday, why?

Come on, Gwen! Kevin protested, Hes a really busy guy!

I dont care! Gwen yelled, turning around and stomping up the stairs to her room, This is my time! I dont ask for much, just one day out of the freaking week! I dont think thats too much to ask for, but I guess it is! she continued to rant as the door to her room shut.

Kevin looked at Ben, Was that chocolate on her face? Cause it kinda smelled like chocolate.

I think it was, Ben said, shifting.

A beat passed, Do you is she coming back down?

Im not really sure, Ben said, walking over to the TV and turning it off, Jeez! Is Gwen eating for two or something? he picked up a bottle of Mountain Dew, No sane person needs this much Mountain Dew!

Kevin furrowed his brow, Why would she put chocolate on her face? Was she Kevin looked at Ben, bewilderment in his eyes, Was she planning on having some guy lick it off her face or something?

Ben stared at Kevin, I dont know. What do you think? Of course not! She doesnt even know any guys shed want to lick chocola he trailed off awkwardly, Other than you, of course.

What? Kevin demanded as Gwen began stomping back down the stairs.

All I want is some time to mentally detoxify and physically toxify! she was muttering under her breath, I have been waiting all week for today just so my parents would be gone and stupid Magister decides today is the day he wants to talk to us! she stopped in front of Kevin and Ben, Come on, lets go and get this over with!

That was when Kevin Levin decided that Gwen Tennyson was not cute in the clothes she normally wore. However, standing before him in that hideous floral-printed flannel mini nightgown, black belt around her waist, hair pulled back and cowboy boots on her feet, Kevin decided that Gwen was the most adorable thing he had ever seen.

The entire drive to meet with Magister Ghilhil, Gwen was sprawled across the back seat of Kevins new 1974 Maverick, her feet up against the window, Superman boxers bared to the world, mumbling about how unfair life was being to her.

So Ben said awkwardly, Do you do that often, Gwen?

He means do you put chocolate on your face a lot? Kevin said, smirking.

It cleanses my pores, Gwen said angrily, I havent done it since this whole mess started.

Really? Kevin said, a smirk still on his face, So what, do you just melt some chocolate in the microwave and slather it on?

Kevin?

Yeah?

Shut up. Just shut the hell up.

Kevin shut the hell up. He also decided that he was going to take Gwen shopping and get her a whole lot more cowboy boots and floral mini-dresses though.

AN: This idea suddenly came to me so here it is! Gwen seems like the kind of girl who would have a me day. Honestly, though, I have no clue what length of time Alien Force is supposed to be over; Im just guessing with 5 weeks. One thing that always bothers me is that they never change clothes; I know the reasons why, but at least Ben takes off his jacket sometimes! You know how in All That Glitters, either Kevin or Ben (I forget) is like Gwens been wearing her sleeves lower? SHE ISNT. THEY DONT CHANGE A THING. I make costumes for fun so I notice these things and it bugs me. Hence me putting Gwen in an outfit she would look really cute in (someone whos good at drawing- draw me a picture please! Haha) As always, comments and criticism always welcome!