Ben 10 Porn Story: Shotgun Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10. Sad day.

Some of you have read these on lj already, but for those of you who haven’t, I hope you enjoy your first reading. I’ll post up ten at a time.

Promise

Kevin was bad at making promises, but he did make one that he intended to keep. Hed never told anyone about it, not even to the person he made it to. Hed rather die than say it out loud to Ben Tennyson. But he made the promise just the same, and every time he looked at Ben, he made it again.

So when Gwen asked him why he hadnt asked her out, it was kind of awkward. He couldnt exactly say, No, I cant, because I promised your cousin that he was my one and only. Oh, you cant ask him about it, though. I havent told him yet.

So, like an idiot, he said, Dont push me.

Now Ben teases him about it.

One day hell make that promise out loud just to see Bens expression.

Keeping Quiet

I wish theyd give me a little more credit. Gwen sighed and tried to refocus on her magazine. Or at least they could be a little quieter.

Nngow, Kevin! Not so rough.

Dont be such a baby. You can handle it.

Gwen groaned. Oh, Godit starts.

HnnahKevin

Gwen buried her bright red face in her magazine.

See? You like it.

For Gods sake, she was ten feet from the car! Shed tried to give them some privacy when they started making goo-goo eyes at each other when they thought she wasnt looking. But those two couldnt keep a secret if the fate of the universe depended on it. Gwen was having a harder and harder time pretending that she had no idea what was going on.

Thats it, she thought finally. These two will have to learn to deal with my knowing.

She rapped on the back door window impatiently. All movement inside stopped.

Listen up, you two. I am ten feet away from the car. If you cant be quiet, I am going to establish a no sex in the car rule in order to get some peace and quiet. Now keep it down!

She walked away again to finish her magazine. Ten feet away, the car rocked quietly on its wheels.

Irony

Wow. Dj vu. Ben checked himself out in the mirror, spinning around, flipping his hair and fixing his skirt. Gwens skirt. But it was his skirt right now. Yeah.

Tell me about it. Gwen examined herself as well, cringing a little at the not-so-pleasant state of her teeth. Do you ever brush?

Ben shrugged. Sometimes.

From behind them, Kevin laughed. This is better than the movies. I cant believe you two actually switched bodies.

Gwen turned around, hands on her hips. Which looked weird, considering they were actuallyBenships. Laugh it up, Kevin. Ill have us back to normal in no time.

Figures hed find this funny, Ben muttered.

Thats cuz it is funny. Kevin smirked. So did Gwen. It didnt look too uncharacteristic on Bens face.

You know what else is funny, Kevin? she asked, getting right in Kevins face. You can finally ask me out.

Ben laughed in Gwens voice.

Asking For It

Boy, you are askin for it!

Kevin stared down the four arms look-alike. Im beggin for it! Whos gonna give it to me?

Ben raised his hand. UmI will.

Gwen just stared at him. The kineceleran and the tetramand couldnt quite figure out what expression to have and settled for scandalized.

Kevin shrugged. Its true. He will.

No one knew what to say to that.

Old Age

Kevin hated being old. He supposed it was his own fault, but he wanted it fixed. His back hurt, his legs hurt, his eyes hurt, and he couldnt hear anything properly. And he thought he might have been getting senile, too. That was the worst part. Because before he knew it, he was practically telling Ben how he felt.

You should have gone out with me when I was young and handsome, he told the boy (whom hed thought was going to drivedidnt he say he was going to drive? Then why was he in the passenger seat?). To which Ben replied:

You were too immature.

Was it his imagination, or did Ben sound like Gwen all of a sudden?

No matter. He pressed on. What about now?

Too old.

He really needed to get young again. His hearing was just awful.

Heartbreak

Gwen had strived for this day; playing matchmaker in the wings, pushing the two of them in the right direction until finally, they were together. Shed always known that Ben and Kevin were near and dear to each others hearts, so trying to hook them up just came naturally.

That didnt mean it didnt hurt to watch.

She really did like Kevin. Despite the things hed done in the past, she knew that he was a well-meaning and sweet guy. And of course there was his roguish charm. He was so genuinelyKevin. Shed wanted that. Shed fallen in love with that.

And apparently, Ben had, too. It couldnt be helped. Gwen put family first.

So she endured the lovey-dovey eyes, the stolen kisses, the not-so-secret sex-romps in the car, and the unconscious, constant closeness that came with two people who were in love. And she tried to be happy for them.

Gaydar

In the midst of experimentally pressing buttons, Ben was astonished to find out that the Omnitrix had a gaydar. At first he didnt know why the damn thing was beeping and flashing with multicolored light. But it became kind of obvious once a mini satellite popped out of the face and pointed at him, and the familiar mechanical voice declared, Homosexual orientation detected. His jaw dropped.

Kevin started to laugh. Thats just great, Tennyson. The Omnitrix called you a homo. He laughed until his sides hurt, until the mini satellite pointed at him.

Homosexual orientation detected.

Now it was Bens turn to laugh.

Gaydar: Gwens Reaction

Gwen sighed. Okay. So the Omnitrix has a gaydar. Which Kevin is convinced is broken. She turned to her cousin. Ben, are you sure you didnt press something weird to make it go out of control?

He must have! Kevin shouted accusingly. It keeps calling me gay! Me! He crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. Ill bet it just says that to everything.

Im standing right here, Kevin, Gwen stated calmly, holding up Bens wrist. And its not calling me gay. She sighed again. Any way we can figure out if its broken or not?

Ben scratched his head in thought. UmmI think so. Hold on a sec. He walked over to Kevin, placed both hands firmly on the mutants shoulders, and kissed him squarely on the mouth.

Gwen turned the color of a tomato but for some reason couldnt look away.

The mini satellite on the Omnitrix spun and beeped, and the mechanical voice repeated, Homosexual orientation detected. Homosexual orientation detected. Finally, Ben drew away, and Kevin tried to follow Bens lips until he realized what he was doing and stepped back.

This proves nothing!

No, Gwen agreed, still blushing furiously; and she pointed at Kevins crotch. But that does.

Ben examined the Omnitrix. Now, if I can just figure out how to shut it off, we can finish this.

Gwen hid her face and groaned.

Dying Words

This Xenocyte had always had the same goal as its Kin. Attach to a human life form, live off it, and work with the rest of the Kin to further the populace. This Xenocyte always expected to do great things with its new host.

But this ones host would not move. He just talked.

Of course the rest of the Kin counted this one as useless, since all it could do was take energy from its host and do nothing to expend it. Because the host refused to move, and so both body and Xenocyte were slowly shutting down. It wasnt fair.

What else could this one do but listen to its hosts dying words?

He talked about stealing what he wanted, when he wanted; whether it happened to be car parts or alien tech, or even a few hearts with his roguish charm. He talked about all the things hed learned in the Null Void (which probably would have been a bad idea if this one could have relayed any of the information to its Kin).

But the host talked more about a human called Ben Tennyson than anything else. About the fire in his green eyes when he got angry. About the slight sway of his hips when he walked. This one didnt know much about human relationships, but werent human males supposed to go after human females?

Every word about the Tennyson boy stood out prominently to the Xenocyte. This one soon found itself forgetting its own goals and wondering what the goals of humans were. Were they the not ultimately the same as the Kins?

Youwantedto be withthe Tennysonhuman.

Yes.

Youcould have livedyetwe lie herebecauseyou lovehim?

Yes.

As soon as that understanding was made, this one felt the last of its hosts strength fade away.

This one did not understand human emotions. But it now had an idea what sadness was like.

Dying Words: This Ones Message

Somethings not right.

Ben agreed. Its justlying there. He frowned. This cant be Kevincan it?

Genetic code splicing error. Should we attempt to repair?

I guess its the only choice we have. Ben glanced at the blinking Omnitrix. If this thing is Kevin, then theres no way we can leave him like this. He hoped it wasnt Kevin. All right. Im going in.

Hed been through this before with Ken. But he hadnt been this terrified. Ken had still been moving around. And he could still see that it was Ken in there.

This time, he wasnt so confident in what he was doing as he reached for the slimy alien flesh.

You areBen Tennyson.

Ben recoiled. This was definitely new.

Kevin?

He is in here, yes, the voice replied. But I am not him.

Thenyoure the alien? How do you know my name?

The black-haired boyKevinhe has said a lot about you. The voice of the creature sounded faintly curious. I had wondered if I would ever get to meet you. The Xenocyte paused, and Ben felt that he had to stay silent too. He loved you dearly.

Hedid? Something else about that was astonishing. Waitwhy are you using past tense?

He used up the last of his energy, and expired. Although I suppose I couldwait just a moment. I would like to try something, if I may.

Waitwhat are you going to try?

Wait just a moment.

Ben waited with a heart full of apprehension. A moment passed, and he heard nothing from the alien. He reached out once more, but a barrage of tentacles began to coil around his wrist. There was a second of blackness, and then he found himself in the real world again, a lifeless Xenocyte curled in his palm.

Itgave his energy back

Kevin! Ben looked up in time to see Gwen throw her arms around Kevin.

Kevins eyes shot right to Ben.

Ben smiled. Hey. Missed you.

The older boy smiled, too.

Set one: END