Ben 10 Porn Story: kevin vs forks Chapter 1
Kevin
returned home from the video store where he actually found a video on
forks!
He
put it in the DVD player and it started to play.
this
better be useful. Kevin said annoyed.
He
wanted to be a good date for Gwen but he didnt want to waste his
time on a DVD teaching him the proper forks for everything.
welcome
to fork mania! the DVD said on a title screen of a dancing fork.
why
is there a dancing fork?! Kevin asked even more annoyed.
first
pick up the fork. the voice said calmly I know that! Kevin
yelled angrily at the video.
for
proper dining you pick up inside to outside. the voice said while
showing a boy using a fork.
inside
to outside, why do I have a feeling I will get that mixed up.
Kevin said to himself.
next
you go for a piece of food and pick it up. the voice said showing
a fork going into a steak.
wow
so helpful. Kevin said sarcastically dont you think I know
that?! Kevin told the DVD really irritated.
now
put the food in your mouth. the voice said showing a picture of a
boy eating.
Im
not an idiot, I just dont know how to use the proper forks!
Kevin yelled almost mad at the DVD.
now
you can use a fork. the voice said happily and then showed a the
end sign.
WHAT
THATS IT?! Kevin yelled really angry at it.
Then
a extra screen came on saying if you dont know how to use forks
and were dumb enough to get this just dont use forks.
WHAT!!!
Kevin yelled furious at it then looked at a nearby fork and took out
the DVD.
I
know how to use a fork. Kevin said smugly and started crushing the
DVD with a fork.
And
in the end all that was left was little disc bits.
dont
EVER mess with me forks!! Kevin yelled.
ONE
WEEK LATER-
Kevin
was sitting on his couch when the video store called.
um
hi I have called because you never returned forks. the guy
on the phone said.
Kevin
looked at the smashed DVD.
uh
I didnt rent a DVD about forks, my friend Ben Tennyson did.
Kevin said hanging up.
And
so from that day forth Kevin hated forks and the video store stalked
Ben.